Hi All:

It was at the New Yorker Hotel and it was called New Life Healing.

Everything was hollistic. He just came home with this tote back filled with brochures on this gadget and that gadget they want everybody to buy. Of course these things cost over $2000. There was a guy there selling Walking Tall Orthotics (based in Florida). The guy wanted to bet Alan, $100 to Alan's $10.00 that if Alan put on the orthotics, he would not have any neuropathy nor would his ulcer bother him. Alan wouldn't take the bet, but he let Alan wear the orthotics anyway. Alan said "Oh my god, my neuropathy is gone and my ulcer doesn't hurt one bit". (Any comments would be appreciated on this one, my friends).

Now let's get to the Jiggler. You stand on this machine, hold on to the side rails and the machine does all the work. Picture a stair stepper that moves your feet up and down so fast you can't believe it. You have to hold on for dear life. The machine moves your feet up and down (hence the name JIGGLER), It supposedly increases circulation to the feet and it's like a workout. Ten minutes, twice a day. (Comments anyone??)

Then there was the Wellness Detoxification System. It's a portable sauna where you go in and sweat off everything. Alan said it looked exactly like a portable sauna. The description of this reads as follows:

Deep Tisue Detoxification
Joint Muscle arthritis pain relief
Drug and old medicine detoxification
Cardiovascular conditioning
Calorie burning (600 calories in 30 min)
Brain Defogging
Energy enhancement
Stress Relief
Lymphatic drainage...........???????????????????????what the heck does this mean???

Blood purification
Skin tone, detoxification, beautification
Body fat loss
Heavy metal and environmental detoxification.

This thing uses far infrared light waves that penetrate deep into your body restoring, rejuvenating and energizing tired cells, relieving muscles, joints, bones and arthritic conditions.

Far infrared helps convert your sluggish tired inefficient toxic fat storing metabolism into a highly efficient energetic fat burning dynamo. (This gadget claims to cure every disease known to man, every virus, every bacteria).

While relaxing in your Synergy Wellness Detosiciation System, a steady stream of OZONE (super oxygen), is gently infused into your body , purifying every cell.
Stress and excess static electricity is pulled out of our body with bio-magnetic therapy, restoring nerves, rebalancing your body's central nervous system, while your mind is renewed with positive suggestion. BLAH BLAH BLAH. (comments are most welcome on this one)

Then Alan has a pamphlet by Dr. Howard Robins on something called OZONE. Dr. Robins calls it The Claw of Life. He performs Direct IV ozone treatments achieving astonishing results across a wide array of medical conditions. Ozone treatments also cure every disease known to man, from HIV to Hepatitis B, etc. etc.

All in All, Alan went to seminars, and oh, he actually bought something good. He bought a pouch of some kind of Flax Seeds that you sprinkle over yoghurt or in cereal. I said "Alan, this is the best out of everything you saw there".

So comments please??

Mel