I can look 20 again with just one procedure!
 

******** A smile for the "mature" woman ********


I put on my makeup today. I stood back and though, "Not too bad for an over-forty, under-fifty grandmother times two to be!"

I noticed the fine lines and brushed them off with, "I've laughed alot, and winced against many a bright sun...cool."

I then looked at the grey that's getting more each day and rationalized, "I've earned every grey hair in this head! I've always been a natural blonde and my hair looks better lighter!"

I'd reasoned and rationalized till I looked at myself in the mirror with a satisfaction.

Feeling confident, I walked out and got dressed...a cute little form fitting T-shirt with athletic stretch slacks...young but not too young for me I felt.

I looked in the full-length mirror at the end result, still feeling pretty good about myself. I then turned sideways!

Now, there is no reasoning to diminsh, or no rationalizing to justify, the the horror I felt! Um, when did my butt become my belly and my belly become my butt? Oh my gosh, what would make me look better again? Situps? That might flatten my belly some. What then? I'd be a board? Well, I could get the panties with the inserts to match my padded, unwire bra? I could then get a girdle to flatten the rest of my tummy but would I then have to put the padded panties over the girdle??? What is the answer???

Oh, surgery...I could have a lipo here, implants here, a lift there? How many surgeries would I need?

Then I got it! I'd only need one...

My belly's become my butt and visa versa, fat pads are developing on my shoulder blades and back (heck I could use a bra back there too). One procedure would do it...just turn my head around!

Seriously, it would work? My butt's getting flatter by the day. That would work quicker than any sit ups or crunches. My belly has the fat in just the right places...just under my belly button and on either side of my incision (natural looking crack there). That would pass for a nice looking butt in clothes!

I could wear the bra for the fat pads on my shoulder blades. Shoot, those are higher and almost as full as my boobs...not much longer and surely I'll be a B or C cup? Take the bra of in the front and let gravity take its course.

While we're at it, and just to "ice the cake", the doctor could take the unsightly dimples from my thighs and put them in my cheeks for old youthful look.

Yep, I think I've found the answer for my growing older and look 20 again with one procedure!

LOL! That is sooooo funny! You have just provided the solution that medical science has been working on for decades...

Why, you'll make millions w/this new fad..... : :Rich:

heheheheheheheeeee

I might be getting old, but at least I'm retaining some humor about it. ;)

Thank you for the response!

Oh my goodness, ((((((Kimmy)))))),

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You got the name of a good doctor lined up yet?? We could have the line in front of his office down the street and around the block by noon tomorrow. You want to give him a call.

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oh thank you KD!

I sure needed that kind of a giggle today:ROTFLMAO:

(((((( barb )))))))

(((((( cheri )))))))

I had to have a little fun today. I did go on a bit and maybe even embellish for a better story? ;) But, I am thoroughly ticked that my butt and tummy look almost idenitical except for the placement! LOL

KD

KD
 

Oh that just made me laugh out loud. Good thing I was alone. I wish I'd read this earlier today, I could have tried dressing in reverse. Without the head reversal of course. There is always tomorrow. Thanks :hug:

hehehehehe...glad you could laugh at and with me, Beth. :)

Sorry you're considering this newly developed procedure with me, but surely if we do it we'll make Good Morning America as an inspiration for the over forty/over fifty women everywhere? ;)

KD

LOL just call us truly bilateral beings:D

well, 'cept of course for the head thing :eek:

I took on a whole new shape after first baby....went from kinda flat everywhere to what my husband referred to as "zoftik" ;) LOL google that one!

I could talk about my neck but I'd hate to make grown women cry. :D