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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes. In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris. Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman..... Over the phone. The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card. Chuck Norris makes onions CRY!!! When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris . Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... All of which are poisonous. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris . Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried. Chuck Norris can hold his breathe for nine years. Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV. According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday. Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. 
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A little Chuck Norris!
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