I will swim across the waters and pull the bus behind me. As badly as I have always wanted to come to Hawaii, we don't need any floaters.

Let's see, what is missing that goes with kilts and nighties. Stelleto boots. I can just see Mark and Allen now dancing in that short nightie and kilts in 7 inch hill boots. Picture it girls, shaking their booties doing the watusi.

Jose, I am bringing pinon nuts, chips, dips, Coors and Milwalkee, buritoes, tacos, Coors and Milwalkee. Did I say Coors and Milwalkee? I'm sure Mark needs some help supplying the beer.

Halloween parties. I love parties. I want to borrow my daughters Hippy costume she wore to the party last week. That will fit right in with our watusi and twist. We'll do a 60's party. Then we can bring our Medicinal Marijuana to help us get into the 60's groove. LOL

Come on Jose, where are you and DL at. I'm eating up all of the food and I am sure Mark is drinking up all of his beer.

Claudia, where are you, did you go to sleep on the curb? Blow your horn Jose to wake Claudia, can't pass her up. She'll be the life of the party.

Ada

Well, we can put floaties on the bus or we can just over inflate the tires maybe. Haven't any of you gals floated a river? You just over inflate the innertubes and hop on. Make sure you have an extra one for the cooler of course.

BTW I'm still waiting......

Hugs and Prayers

ok, we had some bad tornadoes in michigan, but we are safe and sound.............they hit all around us....we are upnorth ....so the pickup will have to be a little longer than expected...head to mackinac and i will be on I75...

OK, SO we have plenty of foods, drinks, company, entertainment and animals.........so now lets get a move on..........................

halloween parties are gonna be great..........i will borrow my daughters outfit she plans to wear...it is something from the movie hairspray....emily has seen that movie five times, so the theme for their halloween this year will be that.........the whole famiy is dressing......my son in law will be dressing the 'mother' part.......ala john travolta style......

glad yo see ya onboard mark i love lasagna too....now, with the mmj?? where are condor and debbie? they can bring one of their vaporizers and we can all try it out......(can't be illegal if we just inhale the smoke is it? dang michigan)

ahhhhh tubing.....lots of fun........

dana, we will be there soon i hope.....keep the mai tais ready, give scotty boy and sasha a big treat for me, and make sure the tropical storms do NOT venture to your island................big hugs to ya.....

so, come one come all........this trip is not just for the oldies...newbies are welcome too........so sign up......but ya gotta bring some foods............

Just get on the bus, forget (hic) about us! Put the blame on me!!!!! So Tie a yellow ribbon round the ole oak tree, if you still love (hic) me (weep) (boo hoo) (snort).

Ninety nine bottles of beer on (hic) the hilll. (falls down in the dirt). Help Help!! I falling and I can't get up. Someone get me the Ronco collapsable fishing reeling so I can catch me a Orka for Jose in the ocean.

Too much beer, not enough food and I got sand and suds up my skirt and down my nightie! WoooWeeeee!!!

These stelletos are a ***** to walk in.


Mark

Josie, It is JIG gf not gig......*LOL* everytime you type that gig for JIG *LOL* I pull my hair out...............*ROFL* And I have very short hair so it leaves bald spots so stop spelling JIG, GIG.....ok??? or is it a josie thing?

I live in Cali too..........so Allen & I can wait together....

A road trip is just what the doctor ordered............I sure can use one................and watching Allen do a JIG in a kilt is really distractingly something to think about *ROFL*

Waiting patiently..........and I don't care where I ride as long as I get to be by a window..........

Can someone bring some RHUBARB??? I know it is out of season, but maybe someone from the midwest froze a few bags???? I miss rhubarb so badly out here in Cali. No one has it where I live. They say it doesn't grow well here...I am so hungry for a Rhubarb Custard pie.......I have the recipe & it is soooooooooooo dang blame good......YUM YUM YUM.............

Allen, the weather is good here in Cali, where you at boy??? It sucks here where I am in northern Cali....east of Sacto....been wet, cold, wet cold, windy as hell most likely is...............it has just sucked. An early fall here.........

DebbyV

Welp, so far, we’ve managed to pick up Claudia...and are on the way to get Joan. Then it is Sue...should have those gals picked up by this evening (the bus can sometimes go SUPER fast....sometimes not. ROFL).

It sounds like we need it to go super sonic for a bit, because Mark needs to be picked up ASAP. Looks like we are going to have to pour him in the bus when we get there....after we shake all of the sand out, that is.

Good thing that I just happened to have packed my Ancestorial (hmmm...is that even a word? Looks like it should be one...) Passed-down-through-generations-from-cave-people-time World Famous Orka Recipe! Orka to go with our Okra and grits! YUMMMMMM! ROFL. I am just glad that Mark is in charge of the fishing this time around....if he doesn’t catch anything before we pick him up...he can trail the line behind the bus or something, and see what he gets that way.

And...Allen can help watch what bites, while he is doing his “gig” which is doing a “jig” on top of the bus.

Anyway.....from what I figure....as long as the Super Sonic fuel (have a limited supply of that on board) hold out, we should have those three picked up by tonight. Then, someone ELSE can navigate this thing while I drive. LOL. DL seems to have fallen to sleep on the job (or is comatose...some one reach back there and poke her), and I am glad for the company on this big old bus! Lord knows that I need to have folks to talk to, otherwise I burst! , acutally, I just sit here and talk to myself. I figure as long as I don’t ANSWER, I am still good. Right?

Someone needs to have a robe ready for poor Marky. I don’t think that grass skirt and flimsy nightie are doing a super good job of covering things up...if you know what I mean. . LOL. Maybe Allen will have an exta kilt for him when we get there. I might have a wool skirt in all of this luggage somewhere....I will check on the next stop. Or, if someone will just hold this wheel for a sec...We need some CD’s too. I mean, I like Tony Orlando and Dawn as much as the next guy...but SHEESH! He seems to be stuck on a loop. My cd case thingy is around here somewhere too....*trying to rummage around by feet, feeling for the thing*. Has anyone seen it?

Anyway....Everyone else get ready! Get out there and wave so we can see you when we come by! If we past you...HOLLER! We will double back! NO one gets left behind that wants to go to Dana’s Halloween Party! (Dang! I don’t have a costume!!! That is ONE thing that I didn’t pack.....I will have to figure something out. LOL)

Well...since I can’t seem to find my CD’s right now, and I am NOT pulling over and stopping to just look for them...then I think that I will SING! (LOUDLY!!!! ) Ready????

“On the road again.
Just can’t wait to get on the road again
The life I love is makin’ music with my friends
and I can’t wait to get on the road again!

On the road again!
Going places that I’ve never been
Seein’ things that I may never see again,
and I can’t wait to get on the road again!

On the road again!
Like a band of gypsies we go down the highway.
We’re the best of friends!
Insistin’ that world be turnin’ our way...
And our way...

Is on the Road again!
Just can’t wait to get on the road again!
The life I love is makin’ music with my friends,
And I can’t wait to get on the Road again!........
(repeats...& I keep hummin'! LOL)

Jose,
I am glad to see that your almost here. I am still sitting on the steps. I don't care where I sit either as long as I can go. The chicken wings are ready, I picked up some carrot sticks celery and dressing. I thought I'd bring some Carona, that goes good with wings. See you all soon!

Sue K

OK. Maybe if I make some "special" brownies you will get here a little faster.... we had a bumper crop of "ditchweed" this year. I'll expect you all here first thing in the morning. I'm all packed and believe you me, ready to get away for a bit. Maybe since the YO is coming along I should dress up as the headless horseman for the party. Ya think? I better go and pick up a punkin real quick.

ok, now that you picked me up, ya know what? i don't see rsdlori???? is she under the seat?/ has she been hitting the bottle with mark?// ok, i got thw wheel so you can find some new cds....boy we are having fun singing and singing.........whooo hooooo
farm wife...a bumper ditchweed crop huh?? sure make some brownies..........still no word from condor and deb tho.......(they don't want to share the vaporizer??? lol....)

i brought a robe with me, so you can borrow it for mark, altho i doubt that it will be long enough...remember he is somewhere along the lines of 6" 7' tall.....maybe it will fit him as a skirt......better than the hula ones tho right?

look out world HERE WE COME............. :P

HEY... SLOW DOWN... LET ME IN!!! I'm tired of hanging on the back bumper... you blew by me so fast on your way to Michigan I decided to jump and caught the back bumper...barely.


Abbie