Come with me to Sweden!!! Take a look here at my Avatar. This is me before surgery with Doc Wonder! And look at the attachment. This is me now with Doc Wonder's amazing handy work. It is a miracle. I am even more beautiful - oooops hold on I just dropped some of my pills on the floor - okay where was I? - oh yeh- I'm more beautiful, much younger and look at that smile! Wow it even overwhelms me! I must go for now the room is spinning a little!

Chins Up!

Chybill, Snorty, Mark or whoever I am at this point!

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Hmmm.

I think that you have accomplised the unaccomplishable:
I am speechless.



Hmmmm. Don't know how to act. Have to go...and....well...figure it out????


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Mark, you should enter this:
http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?...11721430819280

Every year the UK has the World Gurning Championships (funny face competition) - it's been around in England since 1267AD , apparently!! All your suspicions about Brits now confirmed
all the best!

Sorry these pics are copyright protected. Hard to believe ha? These ugly pusses really do belong to a body. But you know I find it strange. Whenever folks from the UK are talking on tv they always have subtitles below them. Why is that I wonder? Hmmmmmm!!!

Me

It's just because we're an unevolved species and no one else can understand us....but that's ok, we're used to it

And yes, anywhere outside the UK, that's true ...actually sometimes at home too . The accent changes every 15 miles or so, the difference between North/South, Ireland/Scotland/Wales is almost like a foreign language, even to Brits (but we don't usually subtitle ourselves). That was Lancashire you were listening to btw and, now that I come to think of it, a film called Kes made 1970ish about a boy and his bird (falcon?) in North East England was in fact subtitled for UK audiences.

Mine of useless information, aren't I!! all the best!!

Oh yeah well, your new look...isn't that what you looked like in the first place?? No??

Hey

....also I guess it's trying to be "accessible"... many of the news programs here have sign language interpreters/ subtitles etc...

...and you're saying that CNN etc don't use subtitles?

and artist is correct.... when I moved schools no one could understand me (I have a very posh voice and sound like a cross between a radio 4 presenter and the queen!) and everyone at 6 form college (high school) spoke Essex english (Jade Goodey if you know her??) it was like going to a whole new planet

(and what a great way of fitting in - a totally bizarre accent that no one could get AND in a wheelchair - aren't I cool!)

Rxxxxx