Mark is going to be ducted taped to the passenger seat Don't trust him as far as I can throw him...and that is not far. I am having hand surgery Dec 4th but I am still gonna do the driving K? It will be a wild ride. We are all going to dress up outrageously and sing loudly...well all except Mark. Everyonce in a while I will put him on the top of the bus in his best attire (including dress and heels) and will walk him at every rest stop So let us get this trip planned. Still waiting for other members to sign up. Duct tape optional............

Just you wait Missy!!! You in big trouble!

I'm gonna fix your little red wagon!!!!

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I swung over to Shirley Jones house and after a few.... no...quite a few cocktails and a few bars on the peeanner of Oklahoma, I finally got her drunk enough to..NO! don't be gross I didn't do that. God you guys.

I stole her wheels. Sheeesh! Check out the attachment. Lets hit the road!!!

Mark - The Road Master!!!

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oooooo count me in!!! i'll use any excuse to ride in the partridge family bus!!! I have all my outfits planned out already!!! This gives me the chance to wear my deviled Egg costume that i couldnt wear on Halloween!!! I'll even bring brownies if you want, the betty crocker boxed variety, duh

and as long as someone else is going to be walking mark at every rest stop i think im set haha

anna

Welcome aboard Anna! We need someone young in case I have one of my "spells" and someone needs to drive that bus!! And A DEVILED EGG COSTUME????????????? jeesh Between you and Mark I just don't know Bring those brownies too and I will bring my beloved pop-tarts...gotta have pop-tarts

Oh and Mark...thanks for borrowing the bus...LOVE IT. But don't think Mr that just because you found it means you are driving But I need to learn to open the door on buses I don't know how to use that dealy that swings the door open. Blonde you know. And I thought about this and you will be sitting behind me...oh God.....you will NOT make faces in front of my face and behind my back....this time you will BEHAVE. (cAN i BORROW YOUR CLOTHES?????) I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Hell, Mark's got the Partridge Pineapple Express Bus all loaded up, I see.

I think you all need to take a drivers test to see WHO has the capabilities to drive the bus across freeway, winding roads, climb mountains, plow through snow and flow through oceans and have the bus and have everybody arrive safely and still with their "cents" of humor!

I think all you need is music!

Happy Travels....

Don't forget me!! Gotta swing on down to the Heart of Dixie to pick me up. I'll be sure to bring the grits and okra so that Liz can try them. LOLOL...and no...Mark...you can't throw them. At least not IN the bus. Might be fun to throw OUT of it, though. Grits are pretty sticky...and orka is pretty slimy if you boil it (Yucky that way too...it is best Fried, like most Southern Food. LOLOL). We can make a grit-orka patty/sloppy thing, and throw it out the window at people that act ugly to us on the road....when Debby isn't looking, that is. LOLSnort (oops..dang it. I am still working on that. Heh)

I don't have any wigs or costumes....but I do have my fencing stuff? Want me to bring that? Or...What else? I don't know what to bring?? I am a good cook...I can cook stuff other than the gross stuff (although grits can be good..) I already talked about. Oh..and make up. I have LOTS of make up! We all wear a fair amount down here (throw back from the Southern Belle thing, I guess. Don't ask me; I am transplanted LOL)...and I also have lots of left over Halloween make up from when I had to do the Zombie thing for Jay and the Band kids. Will that do? I could make us up to look like Zombies or Southern Belles...or...Uh...Ladies of the Night. Or, ZOMBIE Southern Belles or Ladies of the Night! ROFLSNORT!!!!! (Dang it! Sorry. Ouch. Heh)

Or..Zombie Fencers? LOL...Hmmmm. Would be kinda hard to see, underneath the mask and all....but, we could leave that off. (Hmmmmm. I think that I am in a weird mood....lol)

I am also good at telling stories, for it folks start to get board, or acting up....or whatever. LOL, like you all need me to tell you that. I either keep folks entertained, or put them to sleep. LOL. I have a million "Car Games" too.

Anyway...would that do? Can I come? Plllleeeeaaaaassssseeeeee??? Pretty Please with sugar on top? And a cherry (or berry of your choice.... LOL)?

I am confused about one thing though: Will Mark be bringing his grass skirt and cocoanut bra? If he does, will he be standing up on top of the car/bus (remember, we ran out of room last time, and wound up with a couple of different vehicles at least, lol) again? If he does, can we PLEASE make sure that whatever vehicle he is in DOES NOT have a sun roof this time? Or, that he ...ah......er......well.....has something on under there? Shorts at least? I mean, a grass shirt is not exactly the same as a kilt, you know! ROFLMAO..Grass skirts let in much more light...and they blow around a WHOLE lot more.

Let's just say....not a lot left to the imagination, if you are riding in the car with the sun roof when Mark gets the urge to do the hula on top of the car while it is going! ROFLSNORT!!! (OUCH! Dang it! Ouch. Uh....Sorry. lol)

I hope that I didn't miss being able to go...and that I still can. Does anyone one know if the bus has left yet, or when it will, & when folks are supposed to be expecting to be picked up...and where? Dang....if I get to go...I guess I have to try to tell you all WHERE, right? Sheesh....and I get lost in a paper sack.....

Mark...what ARE you going to wear? LOL

((hugs))
Jose

(*whispering PS to Mark - I'll help you make faces in the mirror at Debbie..I got some good ones that are guaranteed to make folks laugh. I'll also see if I can borrow Jay's whoopie cushions [yes, he has more than one, and the sound different!]...and maybe we can think up some other stuff too? LOL! Just let me know..K? Just...SSSHHHH about it.
((hugs))
Sneaky Jose )

I heard that Jose!!!! I will be keeping my eye on both you and Mark....I can see right now who the trouble makers are gonna be And I may have to duct tape you too...that is kinda weird...a ladie of the night being duct-taped But I LOVE grits and okra!!! Bring em so I can eat them with my poptarts!

We havent left yet...too many people to make reservations still. So keep on planning and Jose....what kinda car games are there to play? I'm afraid to ask

Keep on plannin..there is still time k? Glad you are on board! But BEHAVE

Oh, Jose dont worry, i have PLENTY of costumes if you need to borrow one. This year im a senior, and your senior year during homecoming week you dress up everyday. I have 5 very very nice costumes haha. I have a shiny silver Toga (complete with ivy garland for your hair), a deviled egg costume (which is just a big fried egg costume that you wear devil horns with lol) a sexy construction worker costume (i got sent to the principal's office for that one... apparently wearing short shorts in october is against the dress code or something....... but i got away with it anyways hahaha) oh, and one of the days i was a "Career Woman" aka... a prostitute. But don't fret, its tradition we have one whole day entitled "Pimp and Ho" day. now i hope you guys dont think im some sort of trampy lil thing, it was only one day out of the year i PROMISE lol

oh, and bring on the poptarts, i eat one brown sugar and cinnamon one everyday in my third hour, Art Metals. i had to throw my last one out though because i got copper shavings on it, and well, i dont think that would have tasted very scrumdiddlyumptious....

anna