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Old 02-28-2007, 12:31 PM #1
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God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't need You any more. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing.
In other words, we can now do what You did in the beginning.

"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.

"Well, " says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man."

"Well, that's interesting. Show Me."

So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.

"Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God,

[I love this]

"Get your own dirt."
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preach it Jingle preach it!

I loved that.

Been doing a lot of deep reflection lately about just how awesome God is

your delightful piece sure resonated with my thoughts
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too cute Jingle!
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Jingle I like that one. Thanks for sharing it.

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That is a good one! I would have never thought of that.

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