:Hmm I would prefer the tequila, lime and salt, been a while since I partook of that concoction and it is my prefered drink, Recently at work I have been ordering tequila, triplesec, strawberries salt and a blender from the new pharmicist. She keeps telling me it is in the med system and someone else must have swiped it. I have decided that ETOH may give me the pain relief I am not getting otherwise. The rest does not seem to be helping much. I am scheduled for a nerve block on the 6th, that will be after working 6 in a row, then drive to Lincoln then I have forgoten what I work after Tuesday that week. I have been unable to locate any wisdom in this neck of the woods, puppies, upset hospice kitty, nasty temper tantrum pitching 3 year olds and manic bipolar spouses, no wisdom
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Oh DEAR LORD POOH!!!

This one's on ME.....

And one for the pup while we're at it!!

And I thought folks who wondered whether I could activate garage doors were just out there somewhere........

Rae, you take the cake again,,,,,,,,, Humor,,,,,,,, one greatly needed ingredient in these times. Yep.

HA HA

Mark56, There, I laughed......

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Looks like you got an upsidedown backwords keyboard, you must use care when making these purchaces

IF ya had read the fine print, yew wooda notissed that it wuz actually an Australian model, you know, somewhere in the southern Hemisphere. Yup. Yew needz a magnifying glass?

Kinda makes me TRY REAL hard tew think. yEW NO, 'BOUT THAT THANG YEW SAID BOWT GUYS AND maps yestiddy. Ha! I heerd that 4 outa 5 guys will git lost because they wont axe fer die-rections; gotcha there! I asked. yep. still got lost. so Pooh, due I go north from Wichita? or is it left frum Kansas City?

Gee, I thought SCS meant Shore Can Sing! Hmff!

S'posedta Cry Sumtimes

Standards can stink

Surgeons Cut Somewhere