[MelodyL]

The following is a very funny story told from a man's perspective!!!

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply
for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at
home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have
to go home and come back later.

The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt."
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for
me," and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience
at the Social Security office.

She said, "You should have dropped your pants...you might have
gotten disability."

[DM]

You are a very naughty girl, Melody..BUT, you're pretty funny!!

[momXseven]

Too Funny.

[karousel]

That was a good one!

[shiney sue]

funny and in many cases so true,well just guessing of course...heh heh
keep them coming...Hugs Sue

[MelodyL]

Hi All:

I just had to post this. Some family member emailed me a photo of my mother when she was about 20 years old. She's the one on the right. She's with her best friend who married my father's uncle. She was also a beauty. I met her when she was fifty and I thought she was thirty.

This photo was taken probably in 1937. My mom had red hair and blue eyes and was 5 feet tall.

I do not have red hair, blue eyes, and I most certainly have never been 5 feet tall.

So I decided to share my mom with you this evening.