[MelodyL]

You might have heard this one, but in case some of you haven't....Enjoy!

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY
"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
IMPRESSIVE.
SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.
THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID..................." WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT
THAT.....I'M GETTING A FAX!!"

[PolarExpress]

That's one of the funniest jokes I've heard in a long time..Totally did NOT see that coming..Thanks for the laugh!

[MelodyL]

You're quite welcome. Have a nice 4th of July.

It's raining here in Brooklyn. No one is giving any barbecues around here today!!!!

Clouds, gray skies. What a shame. All these people have the day off and they bought ALL THE FOOD, and now they can't even go in their backyards.

Oh well. there goes the clean kitchen!!! lol