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Old 06-23-2008, 05:06 PM #1
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This is meant to be funny, but why does it make so much sense to me?

OPEC sells oil for $136.00 a barrel.
OPEC nations buy U.S. Grain at $7.00 a bushel.
Solution: Sell grain for $136.00 a bushel.
Can't buy it? Tough! Eat your oil!
Ought to go well with a nice thick grilled filet of camel!!!
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I read the title and I thought you had a new medical problem.
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and here I thought, when I clicked on this, that it was gonna be about a horrible new symptom, like a bloody stool or somethin' ghastly like that.

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amen sister cindy amen i agree 100 percent
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I thought maybe she met Chris and had an "unfortunate" episode!!!
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This is meant to be funny, but why does it make so much sense to me?

OPEC sells oil for $136.00 a barrel.
OPEC nations buy U.S. Grain at $7.00 a bushel.
Solution: Sell grain for $136.00 a bushel.
Can't buy it? Tough! Eat your oil!
Ought to go well with a nice thick grilled filet of camel!!!


I like the way you think !
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This is meant to be funny, but why does it make so much sense to me?

OPEC sells oil for $136.00 a barrel.
OPEC nations buy U.S. Grain at $7.00 a bushel.
Solution: Sell grain for $136.00 a bushel.
Can't buy it? Tough! Eat your oil!
Ought to go well with a nice thick grilled filet of camel!!!
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I like the way you think !
So do I!

What I don't understand is this ~~ If the US were to drill and pump oil, what makes these politicians, or the American Public for that matter, think that OUR oil will stay in the US?

Wouldn't this oil be added to the world market and not be used for "our domestic" supply? To me this would be against the rules as set forth in the OPEC Summit Declaration to which we have held the 11 member countries accountable.

Just my two cents...doesn't buy any gas!
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Glad I'm not the only one that thought C busted a hemmorhoid!
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Or brew that grain into something we could run a new-fangled vehicle on.
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Holy cow!

I was going to suggest that you see a Dr. asap!

Just IMHO of course!
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