just wanted to remind you that in a couple of weeks, it'll be August.

so you'll be up for a name change soon. If we live like Magazines, you'd already be CheAugust.

but please remember that August starts with a vowel and Che ends with a vowel.

So you'll have to drop the "e" and become Ms. Chaugust. Now, you may NOT like the sound of that but moi thinks that you'll really like being Ms. Chaugust. Please let moi explain!

August is named after the first emperor of Rome, who was a right hand man to Julius Caesar (circulated July 13, 100 BC – March 15, 44 BC [stabbed by Bruno from Popeye])

Augustas'(cir. Sept 23, 63 BC - August 19, AD 14) original name was Octavius Thurinus. I think it means "8 Inus every Thurs" or something like that.

Rumor has it that he liked to flirt and touch the girls, so they called him Octopus behind his back. But his mom liked to bake pies, so some also called him Octopi...when he turned red from drinking too much wine, they called him "Stop Sign"

(anyways...)

Caesar (no relations to little caesar's pizza) realized that and changed his adopted nephew's name to Augustus.

So had not Caesar changed Octavius to Augustus. You would be known as Choctopus...

And even more, the Romans used to spell their "U" as a "V" but pronouced it as "W" (Latin, anyone? LOL)

so, you might've end up being "Chavgvst" That would make you a chavvinist...and I don't think that is allowed in this here them forum,eh? LOLOL

plvs, I like Chavgvst mvch better than Choctopvs

so, congrats to yov, Ms. Chavgvst in svch an important month where we celebrate the first emperor of Rome that was a knovn Octopvs.

tanks, btv, for taking svch good care of this here them FORVM....

(and yes, many says moi is nvts)

Chejvly-soon to be-Chavgvst

Well-in September you could be Chesept...just a thought!!

erp
I think I will bypass that one sounds like a throat med or a hole in the ground

pssssst...actually...

it would be sCheptember...it's German month...we schelebrate it with some *hic....schnapps....

*hic...

Isn't October the German Drinking month?

What will she be by then? Che-hung over

lol nope Cheteetotaller

but I will settle for CheOctavius

Well, Moi, while your circular logic squarely makes sense, the nonsensical must be addressed.

In her original form, Chemar displays an abbreviation of the month. So, technically, and here is where the etymological engineering figures into the equation, my most august argument is that her proper name would become Cheaug. This approach also lends itself neatly to Che8/ but, we do not have sufficient grounds to call her a cheat.

This name leads us to two other continents, namely because of the celebrated Cheaug Won, a charming Chinese eatery found in the UK, conveniently located in Harrogate, Leeds, and Yorkshire.

Since our venerable Chejuly has, in fact, resided in London, the above option offers a more appropriate application of the original theory.

Have your people fax my people.

I know a Che Hung once. We played football together and my last name is "Well"

So, people used to link our last names together....

Well-____

well, I'll let you fill in the blank...LOLOLOL *ack.........

Nappy, this post was so well done that it has left me speechless (I know, hard to do, ain't it? )

I have to really really give this some hard thought after I get some work done, hopefully by the weekend and come back with something...

I love a challenge but I have to admit, you got moi...for now....LMAO....