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Old 07-27-2008, 02:36 PM #1
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Grin I Ran Into Momma's Porch
Yep, on my way to the dump with some trash, I ran into mommas porch with my bull dozer. Oh what a mess, the whole porch is in shreads and the trash with decaying skunks is sitting in her front doorway.

Sorry momma but the porch was in my way. Watch out its a long drop from that frnt door. hehehehe
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Old 07-27-2008, 02:41 PM #2
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I had to laugh, the image I got in my head reading this.

I'm sure it was time to replace that porch!
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lol yall just lookin fer trouble huh lol you have fun now
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too funny...

troublemakers have a special place in moi's heart...LOLOL
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JMiller...ummm honey, that ain't my porch...

That's Senator Williams' porch...ooooohhhhh are you in trouble...he sho nuff is madder than a hen that got wet and no roosters in the coop!!

You might want to hide out a few days...he been here twice already huntin fer hide. Said somethin bout biting heads off fish ain't nuthin compared to what he gonna do to you...
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Ummm....jmiller, I hope you saved some of that duct tape 'cause it's gonna take a few rolls of it to fix that porch. Sounds like William's wrath is worser than Momma's!!

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I have a hammer, nails and some scrape wood to get us started on rebuilding the porch!! Who's got the paint?
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Plenty of duct tape here, I buy in bulk to handle all these women here. When mommas sleeping tonight Ill just come over and tape all her windows.

Got this new weed killer I need to test too.
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whut in tarnation yew dun NOW, Miller ??

when yew make a miss-take, yew dun do it BIG-time, don't'cha ??

I bet yew gonna gitcher hide tanned GOOD this time, bratty-boy !!

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Time to call on my forces of nature Cay, and send something tropical ur way. Seems u all down there havent had enough rain yet. Send some of ur chickens my way, the gators are gettin hungry here.
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