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08-25-2008, 07:06 AM | #1 | |||
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60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)
> > > As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a > few reasons why: > > A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and > ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. > > If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit > around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and > it's usually more interesting. > > Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with > you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of > course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they > think they can get away with it. > > Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know > what it's like to be unappreciated. > > Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to > a woman over 40. > > Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier > than her younger counterpart. > > Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if > you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to > wonder where you stand with her. > > Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitu de of reasons. > Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well- > coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow > pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. > Ladies, I apologize. > > For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk > for free?', here's an update for you. > > Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women > realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little > sausage! > > Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!
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