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Old 09-22-2008, 03:37 AM #1
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Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drive and
drink
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds
Why are there interstate highways in hawaii
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 day a year, why are there locks on the
door
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose
If nothing ever sticks to teflon, how do they make teflon stic to the pan
If you're traveling the speed of light in your car, what happens when you
turn on the headlights
You know how most packages say "open here". What is the protocol if the
package says, "Open somewhere else."
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on the driveways
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment,
but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
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Why is Frank still up.....
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not sure frank is wide awake we know this and some laundery is done dishes and bathtroom lol its like i am on steroids
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not sure frank is wide awake we know this and some laundery is done dishes and bathtroom lol its like i am on steroids

Wanna head on over to my house.....the boys bathroom could sure use an overhaul. I won't go in there without hazmat gear on!!
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did you know, you can make 29 words out of PRICES ??

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hey Frank, ever read Stephen King's novel, INSOMNIA??

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Kay~ you are a nut, but a good one!! *grin*

Now Frank~ Only you can get me to go HMMMMMMM this early in the day. Hey, those were pretty good. I am still HMMMMMMM'g!!!

Do you do windows? Come over after your'e done at Kell's!
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hey Frank, ever read Stephen King's novel, INSOMNIA??
Did you know yesterday was Stephen King's birthday? He is a Mainer!

Frank sorry you couldn't sleep - those were pretty good. And once you are done Kelly's and DM's you can head up here to Maine to help me! You do windows? your a good man, Frank! (BTW - I like you name, it's my daddy's name too! )
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If you're traveling the speed of light in your car, what happens when you
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Wellll, back when I did that...it was a very close finish.
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I am placing my order for Franks cleaning services...if ok with frankswifey....
I have so much laundry with seven in this house....ahhhhhhh
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