Hey Tinkletoes - Yes, coffee can not coffee cup. LOL. I got a kick out of that when you told me about that. Too cute.

I KNEW there was a reason why I haven't gone ANYWHERE in 17 years.

lol

Melody

WHAT???

Just because we have a hose doesn't make it easier...

whoever invented zipper should be shot because it is NOT that easy navigating the hose through the zipper...(you have to factor in that men's underwares don't help either. IT is a triangular opening that always make the hose crooked and really, navigating the hose through the triangular opening is work unto itself...so by the time the hose is out, there is quite a bit of clothing material between the head of the hose and the two ball bearings that are already being crushed....

and you have to remember, we pump them out, so when there are many obstacles blocking the pumping mechanisms, it makes it harder for the liquid to come out....


6 out of 7 times flesh often can get caught and then you factor in follicles it can create more problems!!! HUSH UP ABOUT EASY!!! LOLOLOL

the only advantage is that we can do it standing up and write our names in the snow...I mean, that IS fun....

OK, but seriously...

I used to work at hotels...and I hope I don't get burnt for this but...

hotels usually have the cleanest bathrooms...

and they usually don't mind that you go in and use their bathroom (don't tell them "MOI" told you that) because they DO want your business.

Especially the BIG chains...like the Comfort Suites and such...I know my regional manager and I had a conversation about it once. I told her that I really hate it when people come in to use the bathrooms when she told me that by keeping our bathrooms clean and letting folks use it, they could potentially become future customers...

that conversation has become a part of my business way of life, really...

everyone is a potential customer, never look at the now...

OK, digressing here...

but if anyone ever want to use a clean restroom while traveling, I would suggest hotels...

now, I wouldn't go in as a group...you know, 10 at a time or something...

the clerks don't usually ask questions cause they usually think you are a patron there.

I have saved one of the keys from the hotel room and IF they do ask, I just flash the key real quick and mumble a room number. But they usually don't ask.

and I always exit from the back entrance....LOLOL

OK, that's my two cents...

Moi.........you must watch "curb your enthusiasm" the "no fly zone"
episode lol

LOL is it out on DVD? I am afraid I'd never seen any of them, but that's the guy that wrote for "Seinfeld" right? David something...

SEE! If you a man, you'd get it!! LOLOL

and of course, one of my fave episodes on Seinfeld was the "Shrinkage"

ROTFLMAO..........

which reminds me, navigating the hose in the winter time is 10 times as hard....

no puns intended in any shape or form...

gosh, I am going to get myself into so much trouble....

Um, um, um, Moi, thanks for setting us ladies straight. LOL Other than that, I am speechless and now am trying to the visual out of me haid!

Well having brothers I didn't need the visual...my yougest brother got in some really big trouble once. Something bout writing his name on the neighbor's 'wet paint' fence. He did misspell his name...that was how he got caught, woulda been better ifn he used his name. lol

Twink...that is just the reason I drive a F150 four door with back seats that let up...you can actually put a small toliet behind the front seat. Only other problem is 'warning' labels when you need to go?

New truck, no stops, bad experience...two hours cleaning truck, after driving another thirty minutes and an hour taking a shower/changing clothes.

Sho nuff glad you made it!!

"mama always said...visual aid is like a box of chocolate, you never which aid you're gonna get outta yer haid..."
(I know, none sense, I've been writing a lot of none sense as of late...)

But seriously, someone told me about "mizpee.com" awhile ago...

I looked it up...

you can add it to your cell phone and they'll send you the site to your phone...how cool is that??

http://www.mizpee.com/mizpeeweb/welcome.do

Well, cool enough, 'cept they only list 2 cities in the whole state of Utah!!! That could put a strain on anyone, lol!

Excuse me, I just had to go bathroom as I read this...really! I'm back now though (if I wasn't back how would I be writing). This post reminded me of the time I was jumping in my box. My DH was a cub scout leader & they were in the Christmas parade he wanted me & our DD to be in the Christmas parade too cuz I helped out alot. I came up with cutting big boxes & wrapping them in Christmas wrap & wearing them. Lisa & I had to go peepee 1st & it was about time to start but no one would let us go to front of the line & we were almost late.