So I said to myself "EGG WHITES". Nothing wrong with them, right? Good lean protein. 20 or so calories to an egg white.

So tonight I was starving and I had 4 egg whites.

I then googled egg whites.

After reading about how chemo patients and renal patients are encouraged to eat egg whites because of their lean protein, I then saw the following: The first sentence gave me hope. Then it all went downhill!! lol

# It is used by athletes and bodybuilders as a health food supplement.[9]
# It can be used as a base for waterproof glues. [10]
# During egging vandalism the egg white can degrade house and car paint. After drying it is extremely hard to remove.
# It can be combined with gasoline to make a gelled incendiary compound similar to napalm

NAPALM!!!!!!!