dear steve,
my Dad told me all age is relative to how old you are at the time, so
his theory was someone who is 10 years older than you is old!?
I am not in agreement with that now...

but some of these hit home?

You Know You Are Getting Older When . . .



At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.

When you wake up looking like your driver's license picture.

When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.

When happy hour is a nap.

When all you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age.

When you step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure the street is still there.

Your idea of weight lifting is standing up. -***

It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired

Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.

You look for your glasses for half an hour, and they were on your head the whole time.