Why is the MS Hug not as good as Hershey's kisses?

Why does the constant hangover I live in not come with alcohol?

What is the name of the tiny bugs that keep trying to run away with the skin from my legs?

How is it possible for someone to be fatigued and have insomnia at the same time?

Where the heck is the snooze button on my internal clock? Can I just unplug it?

Was I ugly before getting MS? No one told me I "look so good" every day before I was diagnosed.


If one is the loneliest number, two's company, and three's a crowd; how many lesions makes a party?

And if we take pictures of them every month, why can't I name them, or dress them up?

OK so I am feeling silly today! Random questions plague me at 3 AM when I cannot sleep because I cannot figure out how to cut that alarm off.