2 years ago I moved out of Hanover county. Last year I got a personal property tax bill. I called them let them know when I moved and paid the amount I owed for the partial year.

This year I get a bill from the county I live in and another one from Hanover. I call them this morning to let them know I moved 2 years ago!

The man asked me," Well, ma'am, when you moved did you take the car with you??"

I said "no, sir, I walked each and every box across three counties, but I still can't figure out how to carry the car".

And I kid you not he responded with "well then you still owe us for the personal property taxes".

Too Funny!!! Did you pay it?

NO.
This guy got an attitude and hung up on me.

Then I called back and got a very nice woman who seemed well versed in her job...until she asked me if I had any proof that I moved. I would think since they sent the bill to my NEW address in the other county..... HELLO?!??!

We finally got it straight. They actually owe me a refund of $15. I will not be holding my breath.

Did you submit the for the einstein award ?

Here's one for you....

My son moved out. Different name than his dad, okay?

We got his mail, he got ours.

?????

They even changed the addy on our gas bill.

We called the gas company - they are still reading the meter at our house, so how could they figure the bill gets sent 150 miles south?

The man on the phone says his computer says son's addy, that's all he knows.

I asked - Do you really think we picked up a 125 yr old house and moved it 150 miles?

He says - Well, that's the way it seems, according to my pc!

Genius.

Another one. I cancelled the newspaper - Toledo Blade (in Ohio). They emailed every week a few times trying to get me to sign back up.

Finally I respond and say - Don't want the Blade as I am in Orlando Florida.

They respond - We can send it there if you reply with address.



I like that T shirt that says

Stupid people are like slinkies. They don't do much, but it's fun watching them fall down stairs.