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Grand Magnate
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There's got to be an albino elephant somewhere. Don't albinos occur in all species?
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Kicker PPMS, DXed 2002 Queen of Maryland Wise Elder no matter what my count is. |
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Grand Magnate
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I want to know why a 10' garden hose and a 50' hose are the same price at KMart!
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Rochelle . . I've lost my mind ... and I don't miss it! LIFE HAS NO REMOTE -- GET UP AND CHANGE IT YOURSELF! |
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Legendary
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Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
Why do banks leave the door wide open, but chain their pens to the counter? Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
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Eastern Australian Daylight Savings Time and my temperature . |
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Wise Elder
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Does killing time damage eternity?
When night falls who picks it up? When day breaks who fixes it? When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?
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. . A woman is like a tea bag. You never know how strong she is until she's in hot water. Eleanor Roosevelt |
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Member
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Who decided that the word 'lisp' should have an s in it?
What was the best thing before sliced bread? Why didn't Noah swat those two flies? |
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Grand Magnate
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...or the mosquitos?!?
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Wise Elder
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Why are there so many names for the same thing? Easiest - Bathroom, restroom, ladies/men's room, loo, powder room, etc.
Why is it that plural forms of some words end in "i"? (Cacti instead of cactus?) Wouldn't it be easier to stick with all plurals ending in "s"? |
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In Remembrance
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~Love, Sally . "The best way out is always through". Robert Frost ~If The World Didn't Suck, We Would All Fall Off~ |
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