Why is it that 1 fingernail always grows quicker than all the rest? I know, really random, but my right thumbnail grows so fast. I have to file it down yet again.:D

hot dogs come in a 10 pack, but buns are an 8 pack. What gives?

Why does Chik-Fil-A always sound so good on Sunday but not on a weekday when they're open? :mad:

Why doesnt jello melt at room temp? even butter gets soft at room temp, why not jello?

Because the buns are longer than the dogs, it takes 1&1/4 hotdogs to fill each bun..:D

My question is....why???:rolleyes:

Who had the guts to eat the first raw oyster?:vomit2:

Have you ever wondered what color a Smurf would turn if you choked him long enough?

What about if you had a funeral at night, would you drive in the motorcade with your lights off?

If a dog is man's best friend, what's that really say about the dog?

Hey! It's 4:45 AM so what else should I be thinking about?

Aww craig, you made me spit out my tea when I laughed about the smurf.

Why do stores think that 99 cents for an item sounds better than $1?

If I cant spell a word how am I going to look it up in a dictionary? My hubby is from italy and is constantly saying "how do you spell ..." He cant look it up if he doesnt know the begining. Why does Knife have a K in it?!

My DH always pronounced it as ka-nife..:D

Ever tried to get change back at the gas station for paying $3.20 9/10 of a cent?