Have you ever been watching the news and the writing on the screen goes blurry? I wonder how many of us blink our eyes, squint, etc. thinking it's just our eyes. Is that their idea of a huge practical joke?

Why are the newscasters making so many puns?!

Man gets stuck on the ice while fishing. The "chilling" details tonight at 11.

Man suffers a heart attack on the b ball court at school. "his heartfelt thanks" tonight at 11.

WTH is with the bad puns?!

Kindles and Knooks will never work with me since the whole screen turns day glow yellow from all the highlighting I love to do while reading a good book.

White-out does NOT work on an MS WORD document before printing it. Darn those Microsoft people!!!!

Why must teenagers leave empty shampoo bottles in the shower? Why must said empty shampoo bottle happen to fall and find my BAD foot and get just the tip of my second toe????

I'm going in to be re-programmed today (I feel like a machine..), my body hurts because stim is off, went to clinic yesterday to speak with the psychologist and sat too long and in intense pain. Now the tip of my toe is throbbing and feels like it's going to fall off.

Teenagers and RSD do not mix!!!!

Craig - FYI - If you use the highlight tool and highlight over the word in white, it works like white-out. :D

This morning's random thought . . . What will I do for others today? I have a rule - let's call it the rule of 4. I try to do something for at least 4 people a day. It may be a nice e-mail, mailing a thinking of you card, a phone call, etc. - just something to make someone smile or feel good about themselves. I can't do grandiose things, just little simple things. So . . . my quest for today begins.:p

MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. In fact, I can figure out how to get within a 30 mile radius as long as it's major streets and not side streets. AND, MapQuest really needs to double check their own directions. Nothing worse then finding out that MapQuest was totally wrong.!

I totally stole this one from an e-mail a friend of mine sent me. It's not so much a random thought but a ponderism.

I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with alcohol than with Kay.

Who was the first person to figure out that medicine can go in an IV? Wouldnt you be terrified to think of someone slipping medicine into your blood stream?

Oh no! I'm out of random thoughts.:D j/k

I'm busy thinking what I am going to eat today. Then my thoughts switched to Lent and I started thinking about what I want to do this Lent. I don't give things up - I actually give (just like Christmas time). I give of my time, heart, and even a little money and things like that. So, I have 1 day to figure this all out and come up with a plan.

who figured out that plants were medicine? Then who figured out how to mass produce them with fake ingredients?