Okay I know this is lame and has been done before...being married to a blonde I just have to let you all here a great Blond joke...

Big Norm

An old, nearly blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are probably blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,

'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

I'm Blonde and a former Accountant, My 40 yr old Daughter is blonde and is a Banker and bond salesperson.....and we love blonde jokes, especially if they're about a blonde man..

Like this one.....The blond husband is doing his laundry and yells to his wife, "do I wash this sweatshirt in cold or hot water?" She hollers back,"I don't know, what's it say on the shirt"? ...He yells back, "Ohio State"!!!

Trust me, the husband does NOT have to be blonde for such laundry issues.

:HA HA HA HEE HEE HEE!!!!!

I shared a simple humorous story on another medical forum explaining right up front the purpose was to bring a little light humor to the members and lurkers. I was severely rebuked as a result.

I received many very positive and ROFL responses where people appreciated and enjoyed the break from all of the "serious" posts. Of all responses I had two (2) who took serious offense to the story and would not accept any explanation or justification other than their own points of view, corrupting the whole purpose and intent of the simple post to the point I had to ask the admin/mods to delete the entire thread.

I fault myself for acquiescing too easily and against my own gut feelings and primary principles of, "The needs of the many out weigh the needs of the few or the one," Spock, Star Trek. In retrospect I should have simply said, "Deal with it!"

Dejibo posted the joke here on March 18th titled, "It's All A Puzzle." The only difference was the use of "little silver haired lady" instead of "blonde." I love that joke and the one shared on this thread today. Olhipie, thank you for sharing this joke, you made me feel a little better at 3:10 AM in the morning, awake because of chronic severe pain, but with a LOL and smile now.

So my real message is, don't worry about the few or the one who may be offended and enjoy the fact that you have brought levity, a smile and possibly even gotten a LOL out of some one because of the tasteful joke you shared. The others are free to get counseling.

Dejibo posted the joke here on March 18th titled, "It's All A Puzzle." The only difference was the use of "little silver haired lady" instead of "blonde." I love that joke and the one shared on this thread today. Olhipie, thank you for sharing this joke, you made me feel a little better at 3:10 AM in the morning, awake because of chronic severe pain, but with a LOL and smile now.

So my real message is, don't worry about the few or the one who may be offended and enjoy the fact that you have brought levity, a smile and possibly even gotten a LOL out of some one because of the tasteful joke you shared. The others are free to get counseling. [/QUOTE]

Dejibo, I would love to hear that joke! Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain......total absence of humor renders life impossible!

Olhipie, I enjoyed the blonde joke, in fact I stole it to send to all my friends!.....Thank you for the smiles.

Hi Rosie!

I thought since I'm up and Dejibo is still sleeping I would jump ahead and repost her joke. Your comment above is a key principle to a good life. I experience severe involuntary movements with my disease and little kids are always looking at me. I smile at them and ask them if they think I look funny and they will always agree. I tell them I have one rule. If you're going to laugh you must laugh out loud so we all can enjoy it. They crack up at that point.

So here it is and I still laugh when I read it.


A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't
figure out how to get started."

Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "first of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh .............


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"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

I can relate......tooo funny. Thanks for sharing!

im up! and I approve. I see many great jokes, but am selective and consider the area before posting. The area that craig speaks of is a sensitive area and folks there are easily offended. Unless you believe, and act exactly as they expect you to act, they are quick to call you out on the silliest of things. As a matter of fact I was expelled from there for expressing MY opinion on a medication. its MY med! of couse I have the right to express how it made ME feel. They thought I was scaring those who still wanted to try it, and was "over reacting" reallY?! OMG!

Glad to know this new joke was well accepted.

I don't get it....................**













**I'm just kidding. I do get it. I'm just bein' blonde!