Roflmao!!!
:d

hmmm, that's weird, it won't do what I wanted it to do, must be the blond in me

That has happened to me too...hmmmm

ROTFLMAO! Who's been following me around?

Thanks God I am a salon bought highlighted blonde.

As a true blue, not from a box or salon, God-given true blonde, I just have to say......



LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL






Love the blonde jokes!

Living in a farming community I can understand this one....

Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a Colorado rancher.
One morning, on his way out to check on the cattle, the rancher says to Amy, "The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today.

I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the barn.

You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?"

So then the rancher leaves for the fields.

After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.

Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one...right here."

Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another dizzy blonde, the man asks, "Tell me lady, how did you know this is the cow to be bred?"

"That's simple. By the nail over its stall." Amy explains very confidently.

Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"

She turns and walks away, and with complete confidence, says, "I guess it's to hang your pants on."

Thank goodness my blonde bits come out of a bottle as well......but.....here's another one ...

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a 710.

We all looked at each other and the mechanic asked, 'What is a 710?'

She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..' She said that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710 .

He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'

She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there'


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Beware peoples....

I do think Tamiloo has the best array of blonde jokes I've encountered so far....

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I resemble some of these remarks..



One of my Favs:

A blonde and her husband are lying in bed at 3 a.m. listening

to the next door neighbor's dog barking loudly. It has been in the

backyard barking for hours and hours. The blonde

jumps up out of bed and says, “I've had enough of this crap.”

She goes downstairs. In 15 minutes she comes back up to

bed and her husband says, “The dog is still barking, what

have you been doing?” The blonde says, “I put the dog in

OUR backyard....... Let's just see how THEY like it.”

A girl phones her boyfriend and says, Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle. I can't figure out how to get it started. Her boyfriend asks, what is it supposed to be when it is finished? She answers, According to the picture on the box it is a tiger. He decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in, and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, looks at the box, turns to her and says, first, no matter what we do, we are not going to be able to assemble all of these pieces into anything resembling a tiger. He takes her hand and says, second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then (he sighed,) let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box.