lol, I *also* got a spanking for posting photos of the designer condom dresses and the toilet paper wedding gowns.

That is hilarious Twink. I remember when somebody gave me a training bra for my 12th birthday. I was mortified! I can just imagine opening your "gift" at a business meeting or the like...

I think it depends on how "creative" the florist is -- or is willing to be! I have seen some pretty creative ones...ones who know how to think out side the box, so to speak! I know the one I work with has done some pretty creative gift boxes!

ROTFLMAO! I never got one of those...I wonder why?

Twink, this is hilarious! I thought my family were the only whackos who do things like this!

We have a menstrual cup that has been re-gifted between the girls for YEARS!

No one will take it and actually USE it! The stupid thing keeps going around and around and the wrapper is getting dogeared enough so that now it is encased in a ziploc bag! It's called "Instead" and every time one of us says the word, the others all scream and check their purses and packages and any other place it could be hidden!

( the last time I got it, I taped it to the back of my stepsister's turkey platter in her china cabinet. She hasn't found it yet! )

That is hilarious, what a great "family tradition". You and DD sound like great fun.

I can't wait for Thanksgiving! You've GOT to let us know what she says/does when she discovers it!!! How funny!

Hi ya twink!

Why do I get the feeling that you'll be receiving alot of these special "products" in the mail?

I remember many years ago we put on a Christmas Party for
the Children, Grandchildren of our veterans at the American Veterans
Club.

This one year Bill who played Santa every year because he was
just the right size. We could not find his santa beard to go with his
outfit. Was going crazy trying to figure out what are we going to do.

Me and my big ideas, we had the Kotex box in the ladies bathroom
incase someone needed it. I got about 8 of the pads and tore them apart
and scothtaped them together to make a beard.

Needless to say Bill wasn't very happy about it but, he being such a
great sport agreed to where it. He didn't want to let the kids down.

I don't know what happened to the pictures that we took of him and
his picasso beard. That was one of the best christmas parties we had.

Jappy

Twink...after reading this I might have a couple ideas



...I worked in an office with nothing but men. We had one bathroom, the men were very tidy and considerate. One day one of the guys comes outta the bathroom and his face was all red and he was extremely flustered.

I didn't think too much about it until later...I went in and someone had placed a box on the back of the toliet. I went back out sat down...turned around in my chair and said...guys...I'm not sure which one of you had a sex change...but could you at least put those things in the cabinet. I've had that play pen removed for over five years.

They didn't have a clue...found out later one of the guys was trying to embarrass me...

Yeah...send her a box with a label...place in men's room.lol

Time to shift gears in the game. My mom and I had a game involving a swan that went on for 25 years. She beat me from the grave, but that's another story.

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