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Old 10-22-2008, 08:04 PM #1
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Teeth Depressed?? Joke!
I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.
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Got a call center in Pakistan .

I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
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I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.
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Got a call center in Pakistan .

I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
OMG!!! I truly hope this is a joke.
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I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.
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Got a call center in Pakistan .

I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Not exactly politcally correct, but that was funny!
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I agree that it was a horribly politically incorrect joke, and well...to be honest...it made me giggle. what does that say about me? I guess I needed the laugh. thanks!
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i giggled lol
or was that googled

hmmmmm
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That was so so NOT politically correct!






*But I laughed my **** off*





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That was funny! Thanks, wkikta.
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I loved that the first time I read it and I STILL love it! It cracks me up and it's so wrong.......
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I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.
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Got a call center in Pakistan .
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Are you sure you weren't calling tech support???


funny joke!!
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Some may say its not PC but I say its just a joke..............and a darn funny one at that. Thanks 4 the chuckle.
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