[tkrik]

Disclaimer: This thread is for pure fun and everything is made up. Nothing should be taken as truth and/or personally.

So, Kelly needs entertainment and gossip. She stated that in another thread. I am not sure why she wants that as she is well known in the community as the cat lady. That's right, you heard me, THE CAT LADY. We all know of at least one and have seen at least one but little did we know we had our own Cat Lady here on NT.

You see, Kelly was spotted in the wee hours of the morning standing outside in her robe and curlers cat calling. That is why her screen name is HereKitty.

What juicy gossip do you have?

[Vonn07]

I heard she tried out for the new CatWoman ... but, she was turned down for being beautiful, with a brain, that the other movie stars wanted to be her .. so the producers didn't want to take the risk ... so they hired someone that's not as pretty or smart as Kelly ..

[tkrik]

Well, Vonn, I guess the producers didn't want any "hissy" fits. LOL

[Kitty]

Well, all I have to say is......

[tkrik]

Phew! It's good to know that you won't let me become the cat lady.

But . . Why oh why did you let me eat 2 gallons of ice cream, the whole package of cookies, AND the dozen or so chocolate bars? HUH? What "friend" does that to another?

(Reality - that's pretty sickening to think of eating all of that. LOL)

[jprinz99]

Funny- I heard Kitty was arrested by the police for indecent exposure and disturbing the peace. She has to spend the night in the pokey and then beg for mercy from the judge. Her mug shot was on the evening news (pink foam curlers!) and her lipstick was smudged by her gentleman caller...

Then the SPCA heard about it and is wondering if she feeds her cats premium kibble. They plan to call PETA who is going to protest in front of her home.

And to think, the neighbors all muttered "but she seemed like such a nice crazy old lady"

[weegot5kiz]

I thought Kel was to be the subject of the gossip, you know, like she was caught streaking but Matt brushed the police paper work under the carpet

[tkrik]

Matt does help her out a bit. Now is he the one that gave you the picture of my car in my driveway? LOL. Guess my secret came out on that one.

[SallyC]

Originally Posted by jprinz99

Funny- I heard Kitty was arrested by the police for indecent exposure and disturbing the peace. She has to spend the night in the pokey and then beg for mercy from the judge. Her mug shot was on the evening news (pink foam curlers!) and her lipstick was smudged by her gentleman caller...

Well.....she said she wanted to make new friends.

[karousel]

Originally Posted by SallyC

Well.....she said she wanted to make new friends.

Yes but I heard they are all a figment of her imagination. I guess if you need friends bad enough, imaginary friends can come in handy!