Medical records should deliver to me sometime in the near future my test results. I'm hoping that they deign to wait until after all the results are in. Surprisingly enough, the doc's been MUM about what's going on.

Gosh, Gretantalizing, you know how to bring a perfectly hijacked thread back to it's humble beginnings. Party pooper.... But it's a dirty job, and someone has to do it.

I'll keep ya posted on whether it's a brass band or just a punk rock band.

*inhales deeply*

pardon me?



lol, and MY son gifted me with a shirt that says:

INSANITY is HEREDITARY

You Get it From Your Kids!

*kay skips off, singing a medley consisting of The Bangles, and ol' Monty*

Always look on the bright side of life...
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten!
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

swiftly segues into:

Foreign types with the hookah pipes say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh

Yep, that's one of my favorites too.

And now, for something completely different:

Then again let me tell you about my son singing along to the Monty Python tape in my car when my 90 year old grandmother was in the front seat. It was fine when he sang The Lumberjack Song. It was great when he sang the Spam song. But I almost peed myself when I realized that my grandmother (who was a bit hard of hearing) was intently trying to listen to my son when he was singing, "Sit on my face and tell me that you love me....." He got to the "life will be fine if we both...." line and I quickly popped out the tape. A bit of a delayed reaction, but when you're stunned that will happen!


I like the bumper sticker that says:
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy & good with ketchup

(Remember the candy "Crunchy frogs"? "If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy would it?")


And then there is my personal favorite bumper sticker:
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!



You should have seen my grandson's face when I said to him, "And now for something completely different: a man with three buttocks." He's pretty smart for a 9 year old and said, "A guy with three butts?" Aaaah.... I sense another convert.....


Oh, you really need to listen to David Peel and the Lower East Side's one album that's decorated very prettily with plant material. Personal favorites on that album are Happy Mother's Day, Here Comes a Cop, and the plant material song. VERY '60s, but VERY funny! Kind of like listening to The Chad Mitchell Trio sing the Hip Song (valuable lesson in that song).

Oh yeah
Well, for a long time now
I've been aware
That I'm so hip
The rest of the world is square
Now I'll tell all you people
And just take my tip
It doesn't pay to be too hip

I am dying here...thanks Greta for that touch of reality!

And How would YOU know? You are never awake when I drink MY coffee...

And my LAB mug is just fine for drinking coffee out of, thank you very much!

I've been known to be on aircraft where there've been fights, but I've not been involved! I've also been on aircraft that have been air-to-air refueled...that was an experience. As for runway incursions...hmmm...I cannot be blamed for those, strictly weather related!

As for food with foreign objects...haven't had that pleasure lately! Maybe it's time for a road trip --- Oh Holly? Wanna have dinner?

What is a bodega anyway? I always thought it was the neighborhood store! LOL!

Gazelle, I brought the only one of my children that I actually gave birth to, up on Monty Python, The Goon Show.....and The Rocky Horror Movie Show.

For some reasons other parents thought me a bit strange..... especially when their darlings reported back to their parents that we'd stayed up until after midnight watching Rocky, and "Koala" had made costumes for us all ....provided lighters, water pistols, and newspapers (for protection from "the rain"), and their dearly beloveds knew all the words to all the songs.........

And that was when they were in their early school years, still having sleepovers.....


"You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!"....strangely enough (or not as the case may be...) is my signature on an Ozzie forum!

And I've only been in love with Tim Curry in high heels forever!

Brad?

Janet?

Dr. Scott!


There's a light.....


Meatloaf again!

Rocky!!

Uh!!


Let's Do the Time Warp Again!

Riff-Raff.

Um.... I LIVED that for approximately 100 showings in the movie theatre.

Poor boy.... my son's not yet seen it. Now I know what to get him!

<Great minds think alike!>


And the Goonies! Rocky Road!!!

I named my bunny rabbits Damnit Janet, and Brad.



and their offspring is, naturally, named Riff-Raff.

it is in NYC.

but not here... where it means shack-that-holds-stuff-that-doesn't-fit-in-the-house.

I'm up for dinner. Let's skip a certain establishment up north of me where they kick you out at quite an early hour (what was it - 9PM?) and because of that, the only place you can get pics of your party together is in the ladies room....