[Mark56]

There once was a fella who carried
a phone saying "Oh, I am harried"
a texting was he
when driving, don't be
'cause now he is quite deeply buried.





OK, but it is "tongue in cheek" and an admonition to
Stay Off the Text Board
when driving
saw it just a moment ago..... again..... and she was not watching where she was going.... 'twas a she this time. Next time will it be thee?

[Mark56]

When once we had eaten some dinner
we wondered could we be a bit thinner
so we ran 'round with glee
belly ache came upon me
so I figured must eat less, a winner.

[Mark56]

At once were we hoppin and laughin
for laughin was fillin the cabin
and then we were stunned
to see everyone
had given given a GRIN well worth havin

[careful..... or you might just grimace instead of chuckle]

[Mark56]

Just eatin' Besketti was thrillin
for my love makes it tasty and fillin
so limited the take
to one single plate
in effort to watch my size.... willin

[Mark56]

The frown is a wonder creation
for in it is much celebration
just take the face frowned
and turn upside down
to see SMILES are the gift so awaited

: o)

[Mark56]

Had I never been given a sucker
I might not have learned how to pucker
and the real valentine
what a gift so sublime
the kiss, would not ever have mustered

[Mark56]

So give to your love some fine candy
because sweets are so very handy
to show love and care
and a card if you dare
to give visions of what that love can be

[Mark56]

Ah wonder at all this a happenin
and think it's a miracle, everythin
a tweakin right here
God makin it clear
tomfool'ry not sit so well with Him

[Mark56]

I wondered 'bout whether to write this
because it was drivel and noxious
but just had to share
there is chili out there
get a spoon and be scoopin', it's scrumptious

[Mark56]

The wind could howl no more fiercely
snow whiteout, was blind almost nearly
so off to a burg
where motel has stood
so happy to fill from folks weary