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Old 04-06-2010, 09:28 AM #1
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Default Ode to the Ham

Ode to the Easter Ham

The beauty of the table, the great Easter Ham
now, sitting in a crock pot, bean soup, I am.
I once was ham sandwiches and Potatoes Au'Grautin,
I suppose this is good, I don't want to get rotten.
But the eggs are all eaten, the candy all hoarded.
The cellophane grass is all over the floor and baseboarded. (OK literary license)
The baskets are back in basement storage,
The cook is now guiltily swallowing omega 3 with flax and borage.
One more holiday passed with neuropathy,
and the crazy lady is still live and kicking, oh, hallejuaheeeee!


On to Beltane! The next reason to party.

Have a good day!
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Truly inspired !

Glad to see your spirits are back up.

How are you feeling?
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Well, I didn't croak, so I must be fine.

Isn't that how it works??
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Default Absolutely Excellent!

Our own PN Poet Laureate?

Good thing about the ham tho? Not one bit was wasted! Bravo...

BTW? When is Beltane? Next? Can't keep all these factoids in order anymore.

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Ode to the Ham

Jeez.........& I thunk you were talkin' 'bout me !!!!
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Oh Bob, I would never stick you in a crock pot with beans!


But you are a ham!!

Beltane is May 1st, but in the interest of eccumenical harmony, here is the entire list of feasts....I am sure one can find some reason to celebrate, eat and then feel guilt over our indulgence and hedonism.

http://www.interfaithcalendar.org/2010.htm

(Way too much time on my hands....happens with mobility issues. I am the factoid queen.)

I will be eating bean soup for quite a while....big ham...real big ham.
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