[painman2009]

so I've seen a lot of posts and they are serious i figured we needed a thread to lighten it up.. hopefully all will share silly to knee slapping jokes to lighten the mood a little.. I'll start. with something my son did years ago.. (i found it humorous any way
so my son learned the silly kid joke.. "do you know why six is afraid of seven? ..........cause seven ate nine.." well out of no where he walked up to my daughter.. (oldest of my kids) and wanting to show off this new joke he learned he screwed it up.. but this is how he said it " hey .. do you know why ten is afraid of nine???? cause nine ate seven" with that ..my daughter scratched her head.. smile at the mistake then milk shot across the table into my sons face.. as she was shocked that he screwed it up but still made sense .. my wife and I wished we could have gotten that on video....

[painman2009]

a patient goes into the dr,s office and says. "doctor doctor.. I only have 59 seconds to live".. the doctor responds "wait a minute please"... digee dump da pshhh!!!

[alt1268]

ok! a rabbit, a buzzard and a turtle are in the woods walking in the woods talking about how to prepare for winter. When they stumbled on to a field. They said this would be a great place to build a house.

So rabbit says "I'll get the fertilizer, Buzzard says he will get the bricks, and turtle says he will get the wood. They each go there own way.

A little while later, rabbit decides to stop and take a nap (a long nap) and when he wakes up he wonders where buzzard and turtle are. So he goes back to the field to find a big brick home has been built.

He goes to the door and knocks, the butler answers and says can I help you. Rabbit thinks to himself and then says, where is buzzard? The butler says "Mr. Buz-zard is out in the yard. He then says where is turtle? The butler answers and says "Mr. Turt-tel is down by the well.

Rabbit stops and thinks then says tell Mr. Buz-zard and Mr. Turt-tel the Mr. Ra-bit is here with the S**t. (teehee tee hee)

[nalakity]

Who's bigger?? Mr. Bigger? Or Mr. Bigger's baby??

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Mr. Bigger's Baby....He's a LITTLE bigger!!

[painman2009]

ok so a bear goes up to a rabbit and asks the rabbit
(bear).. when you take a crap .. does it stick to your fur???
(rabbit) no ! I am lucky it doesn't.. why do you ask.
with out wasting time the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes himself clean with him.. then replies.."good to know.. thanx"

[alt1268]

my pastor told us this today.

An older man and woman were at McDonalds. They order one cheeseburger value meal. As a man stood by watching the couple. The older man, sliced the burger in half, then counted out the fries so that he and his wife had the exact same. The wife then folded her hands and set them on her lap as the older man started eating.

Confused to why the wife wasn't eating the other man went over to the older couple and asked if he could by them another meal. The wife said no, that they share everything right down the middle. He then asked the wife, well how come your not eating. The wife responded, because it is his turn to use the teeth first. (LOL)

[calikris]

haha good jokes im cracking up!

[painman2009]

ok ok another dr dr joke
am boy goes into a doctors office and say
boy; doctor doctor I feel like a strawberry
dr answers; boy I think your in a jam.. ... bad ink ta spthhh!

[painman2009]

Patient. DR. Dr. I feel like a dog
Doctor; How long have you felt like this
Patient; Since I was a puppy