Been there, done that and got the bruises and the T-shirt to prove it.

Ya know......I could call some hunky firemen to come help me up if I slipped while "sock skating". But first I'd have to shave my legs, put on some makeup, fix my hair........nah, too much trouble!

LOL Kelly - OUCH!!! Poor Sally you picking on her like that. LOL j/k You are right, getting ready for something like that is too much work. It would be less work to sock skate and pull your own self up. My arms get tired for just brushing my hair let alone drying and styling it. I have the makeup routine down to less than 5 minutes. Shaving . . .well that is a chore. I no longer shave while showering. That is a sit on the side of the tub job now. It's safer that way.

You could however, use that room to jam out and dance around. Put a bar up and use it to help your balance. Remember I did say BAR and not POLE.

Hey you could always order that sexy dance video that helps you work out. Even comes with a pole! And you can decorate it at xmas!

Trish, we think too much alike!

LMAO, Sandy! That is too funny.

But, maybe Kelly's neighbor will see her and forget about blowing all the leaves in her yard. He will be so entranced by her pole dancing and her pony the leaves will be the last thing on his mind. Picture this idiot standing outside her window with his jaw dropped, tongue hanging out, eyes in that lustful gaze, and the leaf blower motor going.

Kelly - You so need to get that video and pole!!! j/k

Ya'll are too funny! That's quite a pole you've got there, Sandy. Decorated up for Christmas and everything!

Trish, when you said BAR I wasn't thinking of the kind of bar they use in dance. I was thinking you meant this kind of bar.....

Well, heck, you can dance on that kind of bar too . . if you want to . . .I guess . . Been there and done that and it's really no big deal. j/k

Just make sure you leave your bra at the bar.

Well, he11, she's in her own home, Sandy. She doesn't need to leave the bra.

True, but it would set the mood for sure!