Just for fun . . . What would you add to these.

If Life Were Like A Computer:

You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel.

You could put your kids in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it!

You could improve your appearance by adjusting the display settings.

You could turn off the speakers when life gets too noisy.

You could click on “find” (Ctrl, F) to recover your lost remote control and car keys.

To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!

If you mess up your life, you could always press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!

I want all of these plus - Auto correct to immediately correct my mistakes, cut and paste to make traveling so much easier, and an "ESC" button so that I can quickly go to my nice quite place to relax. On the keyboard, I would change the "num lock" button to "num unlock" button so the numbness would just go away.

Again, what would you add/take away/change?