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02-26-2008, 08:13 PM | #1 | |||
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A little humor as we deal with ANOTHER winter storm!
> > As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde-haired woman catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. > > The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." > > The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. > > When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again she jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. > > Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they have never spoken, the blonde-haired woman says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" > > Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. > > At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde-haired woman gets out of her car, runs up, and knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window. Again, she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" > > When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. > > When he stops this time, he quickly gets out of his truck, and runs back to the blonde-haired woman's car. He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says... Hi, my name is Kevin, its winter in Iowa and I am driving the SALT TRUCK!" > > > .
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02-26-2008, 11:36 PM | #2 | |||
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Too funny!!
As a former Iowan and Ohioan; I do remember the salt trucks. When I told my neighbor here in Arizona about the salt trucks and getting salt on our cars she asked if they had pepper trucks too!! I bet some of the natives here have never seen salt trucks so they would probably be like the blonde!! |
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02-27-2008, 07:11 AM | #3 | |||
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Great joke! Now I hope I can remember it when I try to tell my DH the joke tonight when he gets home!
Thanks for the uplift! |
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02-27-2008, 10:09 AM | #4 | ||
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Anybody care for another one? A man was watching out his window as two blondes pulled up to his neighbor's house. They got shovels out of their truck, then one would dig a hole and the other one would fill it back in. This went on for some time, and finally his curiousity got the better of him. He went over and asked what they were doing, to which they replied, "There's usually three of us, but the one who plants the trees is out sick today."
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02-27-2008, 01:34 PM | #5 | |||
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02-27-2008, 04:04 PM | #6 | |||
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Loved it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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02-27-2008, 04:12 PM | #7 | ||
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Hmmmmm good thing I pay for my blonde
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02-27-2008, 06:11 PM | #8 | |||
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02-27-2008, 06:20 PM | #9 | |||
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My blonde is by way of box as well but I think the chemicals have made me blonde by personality...but I do like blonde jokes
She Was So Blonde That ... She tripped over a cordless phone. She thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train." She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate." She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK." She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. She studied for a blood test. When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home. She sold the car for gas money!
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02-27-2008, 06:37 PM | #10 | |||
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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2, weighs 225 and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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