[who moi]

I'd like to rouse things up a bit...

I'd like to be able to buy things from Best Buy but through this here forum....

I'd like to be able to post things from my high school year book

I'd like to have Johnson and Johnson change their name because it is an infringement upon yours...

I'd like to have BT be called DBT because it looks better on my IBM machine...

I'd like for you to tell DirecTV to talk to the CABLE folks and have them work together so I don't have to choose who carries more HD channels than I will ever watch!

I'd like to have my fish tank cleaned by volunteers in this forum...

I'd like to request forums about shopping, coupons, and long lines at the checkout counters...

I'd like for the mods to dance nekkid on a pole...I pay top dollar...

LOLOLOL

OK, this is NOT to offend anyone...to live and laugh is all I need...never wanted nothing more...

[KathyM]

Is this like a letter to Santa? If so....

I'd like you to fix my phone and computer when they go out. Was watching the news on TV the other day, when I was interrupted with a message that said I was no longer authorized to view. I've never been banned by TV before.

Ran over to my computer, and it said I'm not connected to the world. How dare they judge me like that.

With the way things are being run these days, I got a little paranoid. Thought maybe my Big Brother took away my TV and phone privileges. All I had was my little Tivoli radio to keep me company.

I panicked because my husband wasn't home, and I was very confused. I would have called the people responsible, but the only numbers I could put together in my head were 911.

I don't think they'd appreciate me calling them because my TV was on the fritz. Still, it nearly gave me a heart attack.

[Chemar]

top dollar sounds a LOT better than the current pay of gripes, moans and complaints, moi

you sure made me fee like livin' and laughin' today...so here is your FREE pole dance

[KathyM]

LMAO Chemar! Work it, girl.

Anyone got a dollar they can spare?

[DocJohn]

I'd like to be able to undo actions that seriously irk my significant other...

Darn, if I could come up with something that did that, I could retire tomorrow!

[kimmydawn]

Um, are y'all daring to have fun?

I love it!

[KathyM]

John

You could give her a sweet smile and say "It feels so good when you smile at me - makes me feel........wanted."

Careful you don't get too close - it may be "Wanted: dead or alive."

[Curious]

i got the band warming up
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[KathyM]

Ugh, I'd like to know how to speak with someone from the electric company. All I get is propaganda in English and Spanish, then a bunch of menus to choose from. Don't they know I can't eat much, and it confuses me?

If I don't pay the bill today, they're gonna shut me off.

Got myself all worked up, but finally figured out how to pay the bill by check (can't go there in person and can't find the bill).

Again - no human, just a computer voice talking sweetly in my ear saying "tell me how much you'd like to pay me." I didn't know how to respond because I don't know how much we OWE!

I pressed the 0 key in the hopes of getting an "operator," but she said I wasn't allowed to contribute nothing (zero dollars).

I tried the pound key, but they told me they only allow two attempts and disconnected me.

Anyone know someone who works at the electric company that is willing to speak with a human being who wants to give them money and won't speak with me like I'm an idiot?

[KathyM]

A friend just called to check up on me, because he's struggling too with illness. I nearly bit off his head when I picked up the phone, I was so frazzled at trying to pay my electric bill.

He laughed at me and told me the crap he's going through. He didn't know what to do either - gets the same treatment.

I told him if I happen to die, please have them come in and take photos of my naked and disgusting body. Across my chest will be written in big black marker: "THANK YOU FOR CARING, COM ED."