Get up off the Dreadmill and get on the Exercise bike!

Opps! Forgot! Don't have one! Here get on this bike. Helmet? Nah! You will be ok!

Trouble with balance...Here I will hold the bike ....pick up your weak leg....get going...............I will push you a bit...that's it...you almost got it.....

almost.......CRASH!!!!!:Wheel:


(well...he almost had it!!!)

Awwwwwww, poor EM...Muahahahahahaha!!! http://home.earthlink.net/~sal.pal/s...tures/trip.gif

put him on a scooter or wheelchair and send him around my town that is so handicapped unfriendly.

What can't get in city hall to complain?? sorry

What have to go around the block before you find a curb that your chair won't hook up on?

People park their cars across the sidewalk, poor babies have no where else to park. Be careful, I know how it feels to tip over trying to get around that car, no fun.

Tired already, and you haven't been to the grocery store yet.

*scraping Empathy Man off of MI sidewalk*

C'mere, up ya' go. That's it.

*glaring at EM for his whining*

You look fine! Now stand up like a man! You can't be tired yet, it's the middle of the day, fer cryin' out loud.:mad:

You need to get groceries and pick up the dry cleaning before it's time for the kids to get off the bus! Move it!

Waahhh? You're hungry? Fine.

*gives EM a plate*

Here. Today your lunch is three Unisom, a nice big bowl of Immdium so you'll be going days without going, and this lovely T-bone steak. Uh, uh, uh, you can't use conventional silverware with this next shot of Novacaine in those fingers.

Time's up! *snatching plate away*

Now get your sorry butt back on that scooter and find a way to get those groceries from it, and get them all back and put away in their proper places. Move it!

NO! no nap, you haven't the time!

Geeesh!!!! Didn't know I felt so bad 'til I read about EM!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!! Hey EM -- don't ya just love it when your friends ask if you're feeling better?? Like that's really gonna happen! Anyway, you look so good and it's all in your head, but that's no excuse so get busy, time's a wastin'. Oops, out of Depends. YIKES!

Surely EM is going to feel better! All he needs to do is "keep a positive outlook". RIGHT?;)

Oh, and EM, you have 4 appointments tomorrow morning. You'd best hope that neither of your physicians is running behind or you'll have to reschedule for 4 months from now.

*tying short bungie cords to EM's ankles & knees*

Oh, quit your whining. You look so good.

*hooking bungie cords to his wrists*

It does NOT hurt, it's all in your head!

*connecting series of bungie cords to idling semi engine*

For the next several hours, Empathy Man, you will have tremors. Your assignment is to sew the buttons back onto your shirt (that were lost in central lower MI), fill out important medical documents on which you must PRINT LEGIBLY, write several checks for bills, and did I mention you get a splitting headache for free?:D

What kind of cheese shall we serve with that whhhhiiiiiiiinnnne!


:winky:

I think he's all done in from that horrendous plane trip Cheryl sent him on.:thud:

LOL Sally! And to think, I had to do that twice last week! And the one on Tuesday was the easy one!

Next time we go, we get to draw blood! But sshh don't tell Taffy, she'll faint.

:D

ok now EM here is a gallon of water drink it all, good job. whats that, you feel like your bladder's going to bust, well go to the bathroom. whats that, you cant pee heh,heh,heh. well put this big long tub up in ya or else walk around feeling like your bladder's going to bust those are your only two choices. POOR EM heh,heh,heh!!!!!!!!!
April.

Did you have to say the 'B' word? :holysheep:

Hey EM let's go for a long drive! Gas is so expensive that we won't run the AC! The power windows are broken also! Sorry! What? You need out... Quick..What is 6 times 2? "18" Nope.."14" Nope..."20" Nope... I am sorry. You have Heat induced Stupidity!

*tugging on Empathy Man*

C'mon, I'll help you get out of that car... What do you mean, "slow down", you look fine! *yanking on EM's arm*, I'm helping, dangit!!!! *grabbing all of EM's stuff* Huh? You don't need all of it? Fine. What do you need? *throwing stuff down* No, I don't remember how you had it! What difference does it make?!? *frantically grabbing EM's other arm* I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP!

I for one, feel real sorry for all the things that I have done to Mr. EM.

So, come on over here EM and I will remove the duct tape for ya!:Help:

Where do you think you are going? (EM is starting to run from Taffy when,)

Here's a piece of tape right here...........(rip.p.ppp.p.p.p.p):yikes:

Huh? Look at the EM's mouth is open....but no sound is coming out!:Yawn:

Holy cow, Taff! He's like a statue! But look, tears with no wimpering. Hmm. What does it mean?

Hmmm?:Scratch-Head: He hasn't even thanked me yet!:mad:

Not thanked you, why that ingrate!

And EM is still standing there with his mouth hanging open. What's that?

I don't know what he wants to say.

Maybe he wants the duct tape back on.

Rip...............(EM is duct taped down once again)

I think that is what he wanted!

You guys are too funny! Sounds like a trip through security at the airport! Drink all that water! And then stand in line for 45 minutes! LOL!

Offer him chocolate Taffy and maybe he won't run from you!


:eek:

I am NOT offering EM any chocolates! He's rude!

Speaking of the airport....did you find your vehicle?

*wrapping Ex-Lax in Doves foils*

Here, Taff, give him this chocolate.

Why would I want to give that rude EM any chocolates? Huh? :Dunno:

Oh.. (sees Ex-Lax in Doves foils wrappers)

Oh...Mr. EM sir.....Taffy has something for you...............

Don't forget to put on your diaper before going to bed, Mr. EM.. Muahahahaha!!:p

*pulling covers off of EM*

Whoooo-eeeeeee!

*putting covers back over EM*

Uh, dude, time to get up! Hit the shower, man!

*running out of room, looking for clothes pin*

I don't care! Get up anyway, you look fine, ya' big baby!

What was that noise?

What's that smell?

Oh and AMN....you clean up real nice by the way...

(avatar looks real good)

Thanks, Taff, I had major reconstructive surgery in the Photshop clinic.

I think Empathy Man is ready for some vertigo. Any suggestions?

Get up, ya' bum! Sally needs you!

*kicking EM's legs*

Get up! I don't care if it's 90° in the shade with 3000% humidity!:mad:

*rummaging for snomobile suit and Sorel boots*

Goody! EM is back!

(Wiping out duct tape.) No fools! Not to tape down that! It is still taped down. (checking) Yep! It is!

I am gonna tape some spike heels to those Sorel boots! I am sure it will make the walking easier!

Oh and here's your shovel! Now get to work...FG has a little project for ya!

(How's that Sal?)

We need someone to remove about 600 square feet of sod with a shovel. And it's going to be 89 degrees tomorrow. See you around 8 am.

*handing EM a famous cooling collar*

LOL! You're gonna need this, it will help for 20-30 seconds! Bwahahahaha!!!!

we can use the garden hose to cool him down. oh yeah I forgot, we have the water turned off in the backyard cuz we're working on the sprinkler system too! We can always hope for a break in the line and a gusher! LOL!

And don't forget, all that sod has to be rolled up and put in the wheelbarrow and pushed out to the curb and put in the truck. Helpers? Got 2 guys here to help you. One of them is new. First day on the job.

Don't rip up the rest of the yard pushing the wheelbarrow out to the truck. Be careful of the rest of the yard and don't hit the fence. You break the gate and it comes out of YOUR pay!

And when you are don't with that, we have to dig out the patio area to prep it for the pavers. It needs to be 10 inches deep - 14'x23'. Get crackin'.

I'm sorry EM! Come on over to where I live! It is noon and 57 out! At least it is not raining. (yet!) (feakin heat wave!)

Hey Taffy...wrong. :p

It's only 74 here today! Nice. ;)

Whoa! Time to put my swimsuit on! It made it to a whole 60 degrees!:eek:

Put on the sunglassess! Glare from Washingtonian white skin! :eek:

It was 94° here, but it has plummeted to a balmy 84°. bleah.

*pouring quikcrete into EM's boots*

So, what'd you guys have for dinner?

*adding water and a little cayenne pepper*

I had an albacore salad with wheat sticks. Delicious!

*poking a few ex-lax into EM's mouth*

EM is back? I thought he was sitting in the loo this entire time.

More ex-lax? Oh dear, Cindy. You're going to have a man after your own heart.

Send him down here, where the weather NEVER changes. It seems to always be Hot, Humid, and Hazy! Lovely weather if you like living in a sauna.:cool:

That's funny! Everyone over on the island knew that I was from Washington!
I was wondering what was giving it away! :Scratch-Head:

And I worried about the pink Biffer splothes...nah.....

Taffy!
:eek: :Speechless: :shocked: :smirk: :laugh:

OK...now how tired is Empathy Man?
I'm too tired to build him right now. :o