Put him in a chair but he can self toilet on one leg but has button fly jeans to pull up using a grab bar and button - oh. urine is retainingl. Push Empathy Man, push on bladder. Later, Oops, you dropped hot microwaved lunch on floor and you're dang hungry. Bwa-ha-ha-ha as Moose would say.

Empathy man checks his computer for PM's and does a lot of thank you's on NT. He also loves to use:

:w ink:

jmiller can duct tape Empathy Man into a chair, set the house on fire and let's watch Empathy Man get out without a ramp. Or have food downstairs in basement fridge. There so much we could learn from him as he deals with it all.

C'mere, EM!

*injecting fingers with enormous amounts of collagen*

Stop whining and hold still! More will fit in there!

*going for a second round*

Good. Now, put on these 9 pairs of rubber gloves and rub that last pair with this vasoline. Do a better job of it, now!

Put on this goose down vest and this nice wool hat, and take this pretty blue sleeping pill. I don't care if it's 90° in the shade with 400% humidity! Do it!

Okay, now take these nail clippers, cuticle scissors, pushing sticks, and these files. Trim your toenails and make them neat and smooth so you can put your gravity boots back on!

Er.... maybe I shoulda left poor old Empathy Man where I found him at...way at page...

roll up a ball of foil and place inside of his head. I have this odd feeling and thats the best way I can describe it.

Heat up the tip of a needle and poke him at random places throughout the day.

Don't forget the scuba flippers! He'll have fun trying to walk normally in those.....always tripping over that imaginary curb or trying to step over what's not there.

Flipper on one foot, high stiletto FM pump on the other.

Is it me or are we'll getting better a tormenting EM as time goes by? I think the gloves are off.

ok since I sound like I have marbles in my mouth today I think EM deserves a treat too - here ya go -grrr.

No, no!! The gloves are ON!! One pair of Playtex rubber gloves and an extra small pair of cotton gloves underneath them. Makes it really hard to feel let alone hold onto anything.

Let's don't forget the Ace bandage wrapped extra tight around his chest......just to make breathing more difficult and make it feel like a boa constrictor is squeezing the air right out of him.

While we're wrapping the Ace bandage let's rub his back with Poison Ivy so he'll itch in the areas that are hardest to reach.

Never thought I could get into torture so much!! Who knew!!??