Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
slowdown in the performance of the flower and jewelry applications that
had operated flawlessly under the Boyfriend 5.0 system.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.9, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 7.4, NBA 3.2
and NHL 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 also no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to
no avail. What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
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Dear Desperate,
First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 was an entertainment package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Try to enter the command C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVED ME and install Tears 6.2.
Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications: Guilt 3.3 and
Flowers 7.5.
But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to such background
applications as Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
Please remember that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create
SnoringLoudly.WAV files. DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall
another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will
crash Husband 1.0.
It could also potentially cause Husband 1.0 to default to the
program:Girlfriend 9.2, which runs in the background and has been known to
introduce potentially serious viruses into the Operating System.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
memory and can't learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
additional software to enhance his system performance.
I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Single Malt Scotch 4.5 combined
with such applications as that old standby...Lingerie 6.9 (which has been
credited with improved performance of his hardware).
Good Luck,
Tech Support