I'd trade bodies with Paris Hilton, any day of the week.

I guarantee you that with her body and MY BRAINS. I'd find a cure for neuropathy. I'd become a doctor. I mean, she can go to any medical school and specialize in anything she wants.

Instead, she wastes her life on coke and partying.

Oh brother.

And now, Lindsay Lohan, another prize package. Such a shame.

Melody

Obviously you have not seen photos of Paris' tush... it is the absolute flattest
most unexciting in all the entertainment industry.

Notice how we usually don't see that "side" of her. I saw one photo in a
bathing suit...in a rag last year...pitiful!

Her sister Nikki is much better endowed in the "body" department. JMO..

This is such a cute post about the movie. So many different personalities.

How old is Paris Hilton?? 24 25 maybe?? I'll take a 25 year old ***, (flat or not so flat) any day, compared to a 60 year old ***!!

Sorry to be so descriptive but really!!!!! if any of you could do it, wouldn't you trade places with a 25 year old in the same gender???

Lord help me, I'm talking about somebody's ***!!!!

lol
Melody

P.S. I just heard from Alan's neurologist's office. Will post on separate thread. I welcome ALL COMMENTS ABOUT THAT!!!

Nobody will be left out, unless they want to be... It just takes a little time to dream up this outrageous stuff. Please, if anyone wants to jump in and add a characterization chapter or posting, I would love it... I am waking up in the middle of the night with wierd dreams...

Now, before we attempt to get our forum nursing staff to work on the baby mystery, today we will place Nide44 (Bob) in character. I think you will be amazed at his creativity...

As a large stockholder and founding member of the Mikerowsoft team, he is free to devote considerable time to philanthropical endeavors. Currently we find him working on a very special project, designed to put fresh food and Spam right smack on everyone’s table with minimal growing space.

With his ease at moving around in the tech world, AND his wife's gardening expertise, he has designed software that will co-ordinate the planting and growing conditions of these highly productive, rapid-growing gardens. The results will no doubt be recognized as a brilliant solution to the rising costs of fresh produce and protein…

In one New York couple’s test kitchen, his project was so successful, that a ground floor Beefsteak Tomato plant actually escaped its table top, smashed its Dollar Store pot and made its way to the apartments above, rooting itself as it traveled. Within 3 weeks this miraculous new-age plant had produced enough tomatoes to open an Italian restaurant, which will appropriately be called, “Spamotos.”

Go for it, Bob!!!

Hey Guys:

I am verrrry sloooowww. Remember, in posting these, it takes some time to go back and pick up on things that can be worked in from some of the old postings. It has to have a little something personal in it appropriate to each person, or it won't be funny...

No one will be left out if they want to play, and if they don't, just say so...

Cathie

And Dahlek and SLS, I haven't forgotten you all...

Cathie,
DuH!!.....you got that all out of past info?
Whew!! I think I better watch out what I post from now on.
Mel,
Denehey is OK, fine actor- but I tend to think of myself as more of a serious class clown. Someone with a more comic character, hence Rob Reiner. But dependant on the script, Denehey'll do.

Don't forget about me. I think I'm the baby of the family. I don't know being 28 is no picnic right now. I feel 100. I look though maybe 20 or 22. I hate having a baby face now but will like it when I'm 40 probably.

Daniella:

You'll be played by Jennifer Love Hewitt!!!!

Not bad, not bad at all!!!

mel

Actually, Bob. Rheiner fits what I was thinking very well. He should do fine in your part and I am sure you will go on to be rich and successful in your role...

You are quite safe in postings, so don't worry about that, unless you are doing something like robbing a bank and are posting your confession... The gardening idea came from your post about your garden plot. The part about being a computer guru came, when I noticed how helpful you have been with some computer posts. The test kitchen, well of course, that is Mel and Alan's kitchen, where we may find Alan still standing there several days later, afraid to move, because he has neuropathy and doesn't want to cut his feet with chards from the broken pot...

And for Daniella, I know there will be a part in there for her.

Cathie