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Old 04-03-2011, 02:57 PM #21
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IF ya had read the fine print, yew wooda notissed that it wuz actually an Australian model, you know, somewhere in the southern Hemisphere. Yup. Yew needz a magnifying glass?

Kinda makes me TRY REAL hard tew think. yEW NO, 'BOUT THAT THANG YEW SAID BOWT GUYS AND maps yestiddy. Ha! I heerd that 4 outa 5 guys will git lost because they wont axe fer die-rections; gotcha there! I asked. yep. still got lost. so Pooh, due I go north from Wichita? or is it left frum Kansas City?
Hmmm think north from Wichita should work much better........
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Oh Yeah, my brother now calls me bionic butt, and the preacher has commented on how much more i seem to be getting out of his sermons when it is really just a positional surge that has me jumping around
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...................It's been awhile since we've shown our stupid side!

This is the kind of day I've been having >>

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a Jie-raff bred with a chihuahua? Long neck......... itty bitty laigz?

Funny, I was on the way home from a hospital this evening...... guy cuts me off,,,,, I opened my mouth, drew a breath........ then noticed the license plate number number number WJC.

Now beins I have had lots of LONG talks with Jesus, remember all of those wwJD wrist bands and such..... it came to me "Would Jesus Cuss?" I reckoned not..... so I smiled. Thinking.... would Jesus cuss.... probly not.... smile....... ad infinitum.

So, Rae, if you feel like a Jie-raff huahua, Lord have mercy! That has gotta be some bad case of the creeps........ runnin and runnin and

must needz sum hayelp owt thayah in Totoland....... Just think WJC then get a smile....... helps for sure..... takes them words right outta the mouth. Yes ma'am.........

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I had a male friend ask me if the stim made sex better. Being the die hard single girl that I am, I replied that I did not know and he offered to test the unit. Jeesh
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Jeesh.

That kinda line should get a guy railroaded.......

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I had a male friend ask me if the stim made sex better. Being the die hard single girl that I am, I replied that I did not know and he offered to test the unit. Jeesh
What a slick son of a gun! I wish I had a good comeback line for that!
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