Melody how funny!!!!!

I have a very weird sense of humor. I found that to be hilarious

i enjoyed it too

you always tighten the thumb screws every chance you get, am a firm believer in this

My Dad ALWAYS used to get my Mom on April Fools Day. She was so gullible and trusting, especially of him, and he could say things with such a straight face. It was usually something like getting her to look out the window at an alleged deer or partridge.

Well.

One year she decided to even the score once and for all. For several days she watched him get dressed in the morning, carefully noting that he ALWAYS put his right leg in his long underwear first, then his left.

So on March 31st, after he went to sleep, she loosely sewed a net of thread in the upper left leg of his long johns. The next morning, dark and early, he took off his pajamas, put his right leg in his long johns, stood on his right foot and lifted his left leg into his long johns.

His toes got tangled in the threads and not being able to get in or out, he couldn't do anything but hop around on his right foot, all tangled up, wondering what in the WORLD he was doing wrong. My mother nearly smothered herself with her pillow trying to keep him from hearing her laugh until he finally caught on.

god bless her thats great, subtle yet effective

LOL Blessings - way to go Mom!

Attractive women should not tease Moose...

Stationed in England, I taped everything to a co-workers desk. I mean everything. Picture of her husband, vase, calendar, pencils, etc. Then ran extra strong rubber bands around the wheels of the drawers to her desk. (Try to open them, they would snap shut again).

The only one that really drove her bonkers was the tape on the buttons that hang up the phone. I worked night shift at the time, and my NCO told me later she couldn't figure out what was wrong with her phone, spending all day getting up from her desk to cross the office and answer a call from my desk.
Yes, it's a cliche but true. She was another woman born with a phone in her hand.

Good times... good times...

B2U how funny. The picture I have of him in my head is so funny . Thanks for sharing.

Cmon you guys there has to be more of you who either played jokes or got played. I need some good laughs so bring on some more stories.

AMN,DM you guys have got to have some april fools jokes up your sleeves somewhere

Well, I do have a story (a dirty trick I played on someone). BUT HE HAD IT COMING. And I bet every women here will applaud me.

Allow me to set it up.

I had a friend Loretta who dated a guy from Russia. She fell madly in love with him, only to find out he was married with 3 kids. It devastated her.

Oh, it gets better. I also had a friend Shelly, who was telling me about the guy she was dating. A RUSSIAN, who fit the desription of Loretta's love of her life.

I prompted Shelly to go and get some pictures. I invited both Shelly and Loretta to my house, and they both had albums. IT WAS THE SAME GUY!!!! Shelly had photos of her and the guy, and so did Loretta. Albums filled with photos of him. He never told Shelly he was married (she was still dating him). So, Loretta brought Shelly up to speed.

So now I had both girlfriends in my home, one was devastated and one was about to be devastated when she confronted him. I told her. "Don't do anything, let's get him good". They both looked at me.

See, Shelly and I would go to a disco up in Queens where we knew the Russian guy (Let's call him Dimitri). where he hung out. Every friday night.

So I got all the data on him. I knew he had been in a skiing accident when he was 10. I knew he had broken one of his legs, (stuff that people share when they are dating). I got it all.

So the next Friday night, we all went to the disco. All 7 of us. We had a group of gals that went out on the weekends. We took Loretta with us. She wanted to see this go down.

I must have been 27 or so and if I do say so myself I WAS A LOOKER!!!

So we go in and we immediatley separate. I knew exactly where he was. My friends were hiding in another corner of the disco seeing all of this go down.

I caught his eye and I just arched my eyebrow. He came over. He asked me to dance. So we are dancing and he says to me "What do you do for a liviing?" and I reply "I'm a professional psychic".

He just looks at me and he laughs arrogantly and says "Oh really??, tell me something about myself". I looked deeply into his eyes and I said: "oh, I feel a break in one of your legs". He says: "Oh my god, you're good".

I did this very slowly, I wanted to reel him in. I said "you went skiing, I can see you as a little boy in Moscow". Well, the look on his face was priceless. He's going "go on, go on". Now I'm not mentioning his wife and kids back home, (we had a plan to enforce here).

So I'm just giving him tidbits of his life and he's absolutely astounded. He then says to me "I have to tell my friends about you, let me get you a drink". I said "club soda".

I go over to a corner of the room and he goes and gets his friends and the club soda. He brings all of them over to me and he goes. "look at this woman, she knows all about me, and he goes to me "tell them!!"

I look at him and I said:

"WHO ARE YOU?? I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU BEFORE IN ALL MY LIFE"

I then walked away. You should have seen the look on his face, but better than that was the look HIS FRIENDS GAVE HIM!!! Shot him down for good. I hoped he went back to his wife and kids. My friends over at the other end of the room were going crazy.

We then went out for breakfast as it was 6 a.m. in the morning. It was a good night for us all. I will never forget that night.

OMG!
That was YOU!!??

Now YOU are funny!!!!

lol