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03-05-2009, 08:36 PM | #1 | |||
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'Thanks' Button Team Community Member T.K.S.
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the first wombat shouted, "SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME, I'VE LOST MY WOMB!!" the second wombat shouted, "HELP! I've lost my bat!!!" *disclaimer since wombats are NOT considered pets, I couldn't put this in the PET forum (and I didn't think mosquitos were pets, either. Although I've known people with pet rats. ) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I would hope that most, if not all, would rush to the first wombat to help her recover her womb(that includes the second wombat, I would hope that it would help the first wombat also) but if the womb is recovered, I would hope that the rest would help to look for the bat... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ before you ask, where was I going with this, I must admit, I have no idea....I was just thinking about wombats but didn't think I could post it in the PETS forum.... LOLOLOLOL
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03-06-2009, 06:26 AM | #2 | |||
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We do understand, dear Moi.
Wombats are way cool actually. {Obviously Moi has noted that already 'cause of a noted obsession with wombats in recent times. } http://www.wombat.echidna.id.au/wombat1.htm p.s. (we love our wombats. we do not love our mozzies! My state has epidemic of Dengue Fever at present. Moving south to bite me as I type I'm sure.) |
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03-06-2009, 01:00 PM | #3 | |||
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'Thanks' Button Team Community Member T.K.S.
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Lara, those wombats are JUST adorable...this makes me miss Steve Irwin...
maybe you can be OUR croc hunter in this here them forum?? had to look up mozzies, at first I thought it was some kinda drink....LOLOLOL I have been thinking about wombats, and now you have made moi a huge wombat fan!
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03-06-2009, 01:01 PM | #4 | |||
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'Thanks' Button Team Community Member T.K.S.
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A horse walks into a bar...
the bartender asks him, "hey dude, why the LONG face?"
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03-06-2009, 01:04 PM | #5 | |||
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'Thanks' Button Team Community Member T.K.S.
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da duck walks into a bar with a set of stethoscope....
the bartender asks her, "hey, are you a quack??"
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03-06-2009, 01:06 PM | #6 | |||
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'Thanks' Button Team Community Member T.K.S.
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moi walks into a bar.....
no one says anything to him... he walks out wondering why as he adjusts his shades and tie yeah, I am milking this photo....LMAO........
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"Thanks for this!" says: | DMACK (03-06-2009) |
03-06-2009, 04:49 PM | #7 | |||
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The last joke is the best
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03-06-2009, 04:49 PM | #8 | |||
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Two wombats walked into the bar and
the first wombat shouted, "SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME, I'VE LOST MY WOMB!!" the second wombat shouted, "HELP! I've lost my bat!!!" a third wombat was sitting alone at the end of the dimly lit bar nursing his Mozzie drink. He motioned the bartender over and said, 'I have a message for those two gorgeous wombats who just walked into the bar. Please tell the 1st one that she will never need a womb-she can adopt my 7 little motherless wombats...and tell the 2nd one_______________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ _." thinking, thinking...of a good punch line...any ideas?
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03-06-2009, 06:38 PM | #9 | |||
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lol, I'm no good with jokes and punch lines. I'm better with information.
More about Wombats. http://www.abc.net.au/science/scribblygum/june2006/ There used to be this old show on tv here called "A Country Practice". They had a big old wombat in that called "Fatso". I'm sure Koala would remember that. I've never seen a wombat in the wild myself, but seen them in the zoo. btw. mozzies = mosquitoes (Moi, I think it's minus the 'e' in Spanish, but I don't speak Spanish so I could be wrong) |
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03-06-2009, 06:59 PM | #10 | |||
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*disentangling the bat from my hair as I prepare to hand it back to the wombat.....LOL
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