Jeeze Louise, dahlek! I meant to use the chainsaw to cut down a pile of broken boughs from the wind! Oh well, I will admit to dark thoughts of my own at times--just not this one.

Constipation doesn't seem to be a problem for my mom...usually the opposite, but thankfully still continent with that part. And so far, I haven't heard anything about "them", but she quite emphatically insisted the other day that I've gotten taller, not that she's gotten shorter.

Thanks for saying nice things about my waterfall. The actual falls is a resin thingy I had in the backyard where it looked stupid. But I had to build a rock base for it and the little wall for the flower bed.