FIONA! Your witt never ceases to amaze me!

This thread has me completely intrigued.......SO.......
I have consulted with my personal canine detective agency......
BECAUSE, think of THIS scenerio!
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Let's just say Fiona .......DROPS one of her controllers in the loo........
has her DOG retrieve it for her....and HER dog chews on it a bit.....which of course would make Fiona VERY angry.....so, she throws the controller at HER dog......but then quickly comes to her senses......and remembers her policy small print......so, she runs out into her yard and throws the remote at the NEIGHBORS dog, who....of course thinks she is playing 'fetch'....and the neighbors Dog....thus CHEWS on the remote......

So THIS brings to the table a reason to have the canine detecive agency on board......and believe me, hiring one of these is probably not cheap.......
so.......maybe ?.....maybe she should have just left the damn thing in the loo.
But what if Fiona were at her neighbors house and it fell in her NEIGHBOR's LOO!! omg.....!!
I'd hate to be the sorry insurance adjuster who has to be the one on the scene trying to make a CASE out of this!!